I'm rich !!!!

[wombat2u2004]

yaay! thanks wom! I'd like a big horsie pleaseee!!

I found one. But he only has two legs. Is that ok ???

[chocolatepuppy]

Don't thank me. Thank Amadu. For without him, all of the riches we are about to receive would not even exist.

Ok, thanks Amadu, what a guy!

[lvpets2002]

Well Then We Will Hire German Pilots To Bring The Jet Over To Me.. ha ha

Did I ever tell you about my mates Michael and Sarah ???
Well, Sarah is from Texas, and Mike was working there for a while. I think he was there for a year or two....anyway, Sarah was the daughter of a rich Texan lawyer, he had his own business etc etc.....and he didn't like the fact that Mike was dating his daughter. When it came time for Mike to return to Australia, Sarah wanted to go with him, so they got a plan going so that she would elope with him.
On the day of the flight, they both get to the airport in Dallas ready to fly off to Australia, and her old man shows up.....he must have found out somehow.
He grabbed Sarah, and tried to drag her out of the airport. As soon as that happened, Mike jumped in and gave her father a right hook to the nose (Mike and Sarah love to relate the gory bits), and that was the end of that.
That happened about 12 years ago, they are married and have a couple of great little kids.
I don't know if her father ever forgave them for that........he was pretty pi$$ed about the whole thing.....hee hee.
You see.....that's what happens when Aussies go to Texas....they get into all kinds of strife.

[Marigold2]

Rich yes, crazy for sure.

[wombat2u2004]

Rich yes, crazy for sure.

That's what my shrink says.....hee hee (I'm trying very hard to make him go nuts "What About Bob?" style.

[wombat2u2004]

Well Then We Will Hire German Pilots To Bring The Jet Over To Me.. ha ha

Können wir Baron von Richthofen, das Flugzeug zu fliegen .... bitte??

[chocolatepuppy]

Keep your cash wom, seems I'm coming into my own wealth!

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[phesina]

Gosh, why don't *I* ever win big bucks like you guys do?...

skymail.mn.. Might that be in Minnesota? Manitoba? Or is "mn" for "Malaysian?"

[Karen]

I get these all the time. In recent days, I have been getting emails telling me I have been named in Sir J. Paul Getty Jr.'s will - in a cocodil no less! Mind you, he died in 2003 ... some of them say I've been chosen by the Trust set up for some award ... but I'm pretty sure all his money was claimed long ago!

[moosmom]

Hey Wom,

If you're rich, I'm single!!! I WAS waiting for "Mr. Filthy Stinking Rich", but at this point, I'll take someone who has spare change!! Desperate times call for desperate measures!!!!

[wombat2u2004]

Hey Wom,

If you're rich, I'm single!!! I WAS waiting for "Mr. Filthy Stinking Rich", but at this point, I'll take someone who has spare change!! Desperate times call for desperate measures!!!!

I have food stamps.
Does that mean we can still get married ????

[wombat2u2004]

Keep your cash wom, seems I'm coming into my own wealth!

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We could sit on banana chairs by the pool with our pina coladas and laptops, reading the posts by all of our poor PT friends.
Or....we could share it with everyone.
Or then again....we could just be greedy and keep it all to ourselves....yeah...that's a better idea

[chocolatepuppy]

We could sit on banana chairs by the pool with our pina coladas and laptops, reading the posts by all of our poor PT friends.
Or....we could share it with everyone.
Or then again....we could just be greedy and keep it all to ourselves....yeah...that's a better idea

I think I will share, well maybe, uh I don't know, I guess I could, I'll think about it!

[moosmom]

Oh HELL yeah!!! Those stamps ALONE are worth getting hitched for, mate!!!

[phesina]

I just get the ones who have a bad time in London:


-----Original Message-----
From: Lois Drew ([email protected])
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Sent: Sat, Sep 10, 2011 1:28 pm
Subject: Sad Vacation Trip....................................Lois Drew mmm

Hi,

Just writing to let you know our trip to London UK,has been a mess. I was having a great time until last night when we got mugged and lost all my cash, credit card and cell phone
It has been a scary experience, I was hit at the back of my neck with a club. Anyway.I'm still alive and that's whats important. I'm financially strapped right now and need your help. I
need you to loan me some $$, I'll refund it to you as soon as i arrive home.Please let me know........

Lois

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I've never heard of this Lois Drew (but her e-mail address is here, if any of you want to help her out). The last time I got one, it was from a couple I DO know, saying they'd gotten robbed of everything while visiting London and needed $1700! And the next day I got a phone call from them saying that wasn't them and profusely apologizing. They were calling everyone they knew to tell them they didn't send it and apologize.

Boy, London sounds like a dangerous place to visit!