Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

......into the the fray. What in the devil is "two bobs worth", anyway. Is that some kind of down under pub speak. I think that the rumor is that Monica is going to have a return engagement at the White House. It could be that the News underground is just running off like some kind of Laxative after...

.....I've had lunch." "What ???" Said Wom "Monica is returning to the White house for a second crack at the whip ??" Wom lights a cuban cigar and continues "This will be bigger than Watergate !! Hey, how come I just lit a cigar ??? I never smoke, especially cigars." Wom pulls out his Aussie Slang and Totally Useless Trivia Book, and hands it to Bill, saying "For Gods sake Bill, learn the cobbers lingo will ya ? How many times must I tell you to learn that pommy sheila on the thrones English ?? Giving your two bobs worth is the same as having your suck of the sauce bottle." Elyse, sitting in her little corner gets up and says........

Boyfriend

[kokopup]

.....I've had lunch." "What ???" Said Wom "Monica is returning to the White house for a second crack at the whip ??" Wom lights a cuban cigar and continues "This will be bigger than Watergate !! Hey, how come I just lit a cigar ??? I never smoke, especially cigars." Wom pulls out his Aussie Slang and Totally Useless Trivia Book, and hands it to Bill, saying "For Gods sake Bill, learn the cobbers lingo will ya ? How many times must I tell you to learn that pommy sheila on the thrones English ?? Giving your two bobs worth is the same as having your suck of the sauce bottle." Elyse, sitting in her little corner gets up and says........

...hic Speechless, Elyse continued sitting in the corner like "little Jack Horner." I'm not sure what is with Elyse tonight I guess Cassie has her tongue, said Bill, while he studies Wom's Aussie slang book. Bill ask, "Wom why don't Aussies have a word for Boyfriend other than unrepentant clod. Wom responds "Oh, there is mate...

antidote

[wombat2u2004]

...hic Speechless, Elyse continued sitting in the corner like "little Jack Horner." I'm not sure what is with Elyse tonight I guess Cassie has her tongue, said Bill, while he studies Wom's Aussie slang book. Bill ask, "Wom why don't Aussies have a word for Boyfriend other than unrepentant clod. Wom responds "Oh, there is mate...

.........as they say 'that word is only given on a need to know basis, and at this point in time, there is no need to know.' Bedsides, if I did tell you on this thread and my daughter read it, she would probably poison me and then I would have to PM Elyse for an antidote. But....what is life without risks ?? The words you seek my good fellow, that is applicable to my daughters boyfriend is WET BLANKET." In saying that, Wom quickly hides in a cardboard box as..............

Bikini

[kokopup]

.........as they say 'that word is only given on a need to know basis, and at this point in time, there is no need to know.' Bedsides, if I did tell you on this thread and my daughter read it, she would probably poison me and then I would have to PM Elyse for an antidote. But....what is life without risks ?? The words you seek my good fellow, that is applicable to my daughters boyfriend is WET BLANKET." In saying that, Wom quickly hides in a cardboard box as..............

..........Where he had been living for some months now. Living, like a Homeless person, on the C&O Canal in DC, Wom continues to hide in the Box. Just then Bonny walks by in a Green Pokadotted Bikini with a lawn chair over her shoulder like she was....


pint

[Bonny]

..........Where he had been living for some months now. Living, like a Homeless person, on the C&O Canal in DC, Wom continues to hide in the Box. Just then Bonny walks by in a Green Pokadotted Bikini with a lawn chair over her shoulder like she was....


pint

some hip chick when she noticed Wombat in his cardboard box drinking from a pint bottle of Moonshine. That is what you get for spreading such nonsense, says she .......

doghouse

[wombat2u2004]

some hip chick when she noticed Wombat in his cardboard box drinking from a pint bottle of Moonshine. That is what you get for spreading such nonsense, says she .......

........"What ??" Said Wom, as he stuck his head out of the little window he had cut in the side of his box. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk !!!!!" He screamed as he saw Bonny in her Green Pokadotted Bikini. "I've gotta scaddadle el pronto. I've never had such a scare in my life. I'll have to find some doghouse to live in, preferably one with a huge dog, so I can be protected from such horrifying sights." Meanwhile, Bill the main instigator of women in bikinis and wet T-shirt competitions arrives, and after the initial shock of seeing Bonny in a bikini, he said "Bonny, please put something on to cover that bikini and all those cellulites. Here, here is a sugar sack you can put over yourself. You should be............"

Rathouse

[Bonny]

........"What ??" Said Wom, as he stuck his head out of the little window he had cut in the side of his box. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk !!!!!" He screamed as he saw Bonny in her Green Pokadotted Bikini. "I've gotta scaddadle el pronto. I've never had such a scare in my life. I'll have to find some doghouse to live in, preferably one with a huge dog, so I can be protected from such horrifying sights." Meanwhile, Bill the main instigator of women in bikinis and wet T-shirt competitions arrives, and after the initial shock of seeing Bonny in a bikini, he said "Bonny, please put something on to cover that bikini and all those cellulites. Here, here is a sugar sack you can put over yourself. You should be............"

Rathouse

ashamed of yourselves you two pair of Rathouse humans. Here is the sugar sack put it over your own heads & ....... Tally Ho!

[wombat2u2004]

ashamed of yourselves you two pair of Rathouse humans. Here is the sugar sack put it over your own heads & ....

...........jump in the river."..... "Bill" said Wom. "Why did you send me that PM this morning with exactly what I was supposed to do and say when she surprised me in my cardboard box ?? Sheesh....that's the last time I'll listen to you. She says we must jump in the river.....you first now." Bill yells "Tally Ho" and takes a deep breath, and throws himself in a double flip see saw turn dive at the river, landing flat on his stomach. Bonny, momentarily confused by the backwash, failed to see Wom leap into his special waterproof cardboard box boat, complete with outboard motor, and zoom off toward Chesapeake Bay. As he approached an old derelict navy ship he saw...............

Bills flying bomb.

[kokopup]

...........jump in the river."..... "Bill" said Wom. "Why did you send me that PM this morning with exactly what I was supposed to do and say when she surprised me in my cardboard box ?? Sheesh....that's the last time I'll listen to you. She says we must jump in the river.....you first now." Bill yells "Tally Ho" and takes a deep breath, and throws himself in a double flip see saw turn dive at the river, landing flat on his stomach. Bonny, momentarily confused by the backwash, failed to see Wom leap into his special waterproof cardboard box boat, complete with outboard motor, and zoom off toward Chesapeake Bay. As he approached an old derelict navy ship he saw...............

..a wonderfully restored PT boat. "Come aboard Mate", Bill says,while lowering a ladder for Wom. Welcome aboard the "Retreat", Bill says. I would offer you some of my Shine but it was all confiscated by no-good Guvment Reveneurers. The little lady calls my wonderful boat "Bills flying bomb." I guess because it is so fast and she expects her to blow at an minute. Just when Wom was getting settled on board Bonny comes flying up on a Jetski, still in her Bikini. She was Yelling something that was drowned out by the motor. Getting closer, Bonny yells again....

mortar fire

[Bonny]

Sea Gall Alert!! In coming mortar fire! Bill & Wombat get plastered (with birdie pooh) & Bonnie gives them a thumbs up as she drives off...


Treasure Island

[wombat2u2004]

Sea Gall Alert!! In coming mortar fire! Bill & Wombat get plastered (with birdie pooh) & Bonnie gives them a thumbs up as she drives off...

............never to be seen again. Bill and Wom give each other a "high five", and settle down to the cask of rum that Bill had hidden in the fishbait bucket.
"So who WAS that crazy woman in the bikini ?" Said Wom. "I'm really not sure..." says Bill ".....but I do know she is from one of those mid western states where they eat those funny mushrooms....yeah, they're all as high as kites out there....you could tell by the way she was steering that jetski, all over the place". "Yeah" said Wom "she was kind of loopy eh ??? She'll probably end up on Treasure Island or somewhere like that." Hearing a splashing sound they.................

Crab

[kokopup]

............never to be seen again. Bill and Wom give each other a "high five", and settle down to the cask of rum that Bill had hidden in the fishbait bucket.
"So who WAS that crazy woman in the bikini ?" Said Wom. "I'm really not sure..." says Bill ".....but I do know she is from one of those mid western states where they eat those funny mushrooms....yeah, they're all as high as kites out there....you could tell by the way she was steering that jetski, all over the place". "Yeah" said Wom "she was kind of loopy eh ??? She'll probably end up on Treasure Island or somewhere like that." Hearing a splashing sound they.................

.. see Bonny bobing and splashing in the wake of Bill's sea going boat. From out of the foam they heard the pleas for a rescue from Bonny. " I'm about to become "Crab eat", "Please Wom , Bill help this ....

Aircraft Carrier

[cassiesmom]

From out of the foam they hear the pleas for a rescue from Bonny. "I'm about to become Crab meat! Please Wom, Bill-- help this bikini-wearer not to become lunch for the crabs!"

Wom and Bill grab a life preserver and toss it to Bonny. She takes hold of it and they help her back to the boat.

Elyse jumps up from the corner and shouts, "That was a close one! Someone's safety training from aircraft carrier days has saved the day!" Bonny wraps up in the ship's towels while Wom and Bill return the life preserver to its place.




rum

[Grace]

I must have fallen asleep and missed a few pages. Where are we

I think I need a slug of rum to tide me over for a few . . . . .

Now that everyone is safe on dry land, could we please find a good restaurant - I'm starving



Boston Creme Pie

[happylabs]

Wom screams "I WANT BOSTON CREAM PIE!". Bonny says, "Wom...you are sea sick!" Wom starts rambling on and on about the Boston Tea Party. He remembers being there and they were serving Boston Cream Pie. Bill and Elyse throw some water on Wom and he suddenly...


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