Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....

.......Barbara Walters Fully Inflatable Life Sized Dolls." Just then Bonny showed up dressed in her favourite lavender dress. "What IS going on ?" she yelled. "Sour mash whiskey....inflatable dolls.....red tractors....Cuban cigars....Playboy magazines. This is disgusting.
Bill, who do you think you are ?? Hugh Heffner ??? I'm reporting this to Phelpsie Honeypie at the Westbro Baptist Church". Bill, deeply embarrassed, blurts out "But what about Wom ?" Bonny snaps back "Wom is not involved in all of this tomfoolery, he is sitting over there on your own woodstand. A perfect Saint he is, a credit to the decent men of this world."
"Oh but...." Bill continues " I..............

Scarecrow

[kokopup]

.......Barbara Walters Fully Inflatable Life Sized Dolls." Just then Bonny showed up dressed in her favourite lavender dress. "What IS going on ?" she yelled. "Sour mash whiskey....inflatable dolls.....red tractors....Cuban cigars....Playboy magazines. This is disgusting.
Bill, who do you think you are ?? Hugh Heffner ??? I'm reporting this to Phelpsie Honeypie at the Westbro Baptist Church". Bill, deeply embarrassed, blurts out "But what about Wom ?" Bonny snaps back "Wom is not involved in all of this tomfoolery, he is sitting over there on your own woodstand. A perfect Saint he is, a credit to the decent men of this world."
"Oh but...." Bill continues " I..............

..have had enough of this abuse Bonny. You are a guest here in my wood lot. If you can't be nice then you and the Barbara Wa-Wa wantabe can take that Scarecrow you refer to as Wom and be NICE somewhere else. You can take that inflatable doll with you I'm sure Wom will..

tugboat

[wombat2u2004]

..have had enough of this abuse Bonny. You are a guest here in my wood lot. If you can't be nice then you and the Barbara Wa-Wa wantabe can take that Scarecrow you refer to as Wom and be NICE somewhere else. You can take that inflatable doll with you I'm sure Wom will..

....stick a pin in it and let it fly about like a loose balloon. So as far as I'm concerned you can both catch a tugboat out of here." Just then a sound comes from the forest beyond Bill's woodlot, and Helen arrives in her Amish Convertible Limousine, complete with chaff bag and horse pooper scooper. "And what is going on here ???" Said Helen as she.................

Dracula

[happylabs]

....stick a pin in it and let it fly about like a loose balloon. So as far as I'm concerned you can both catch a tugboat out of here." Just then a sound comes from the forest beyond Bill's woodlot, and Helen arrives in her Amish Convertible Limousine, complete with chaff bag and horse pooper scooper. "And what is going on here ???" Said Helen as she.................

Dracula

bared her Dracula like teeth.


Lady Gaga

[kokopup]

bared her Dracula like teeth.

Wait one minute there Helen, says Bill, you unfang my friend Wom. I know he is a royal pain, but he doesn't deserve a reverse transfusion. What's with the Lady Gaga outfit anyway, and those wheels. Did you steal them from Bonny. What are you up to anyway. Don't you have....

love letter

[sana]

Wait one minute there Helen, says Bill, you unfang my friend Wom. I know he is a royal pain, but he doesn't deserve a reverse transfusion. What's with the Lady Gaga outfit anyway, and those wheels. Did you steal them from Bonny. What are you up to anyway. Don't you have....

love letter

...any manners, stealing is a big bad thing..and wait a minute..do I see my love letter that was sent to me from...

evil

[Bonny]

...any manners, stealing is a big bad thing..and wait a minute..do I see my love letter that was sent to me from...

evil

my Prince Charming. The evil witch that has been bugging Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs put Helen up to such naughtiness once again. In the mean time Bonny & Barbara Walters are heading down the river on a Tug boat headed to ...




Mardi Grau

[wombat2u2004]

my Prince Charming. The evil witch that has been bugging Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs put Helen up to such naughtiness once again. In the mean time Bonny & Barbara Walters are heading down the river on a Tug boat headed to ...

.......Disneyland to check this Prince Charming guy out. They have a riddle that they must put to him, and if he fails to answer it correctly, then he will turn into a Mardi Grau frog. The riddle is.....

Croak

[cassiesmom]

n the mean time Bonny & Barbara Walters are heading down the river on a Tug boat headed to Disneyland to check this Prince Charming guy out. They have a riddle that they must put to him, and if he fails to answer it correctly, then he will turn into a Mardi Grau frog. The riddle is.....

What is a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-cola ...

But as the tug boat is heading for Disneyland, Barbara Walters tells the riddle to a deck hand, and then...


Phelpsie Honeypie

[kokopup]

What is a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-cola ...

But as the tug boat is heading for Disneyland, Barbara Walters tells the riddle to a deck hand, and then...

....from out of no where Phelpsie Honeypie
from the WestBoro Baptist church arrives on the scene just in time to see....

Mickey mouse

[wombat2u2004]

....from out of no where Phelpsie Honeypie
from the WestBoro Baptist church arrives on the scene just in time to see....

...........Bill talking to Elyse. Phelpsie is consumed with jealousy, and enraged, he pulls his tiny little Bible out of his pocket, and waves it in the air screaming "This book !!! This book !!! Oh, sorry, wrong book. This is the Mickey Mouse Mouseketeers Enrollment Book, where is that Bible of mine ??" Phelpsie looks everywhere for his little black Bible. Peering over the side of the tugboat, he spots it swimming away. "Oh woe is me. I always knew my little favourite black Bible really hates me" he said. Jumping off the tugboat, Phelpsie.............

Jellyfish

[Bonny]

...........Bill talking to Elyse. Phelpsie is consumed with jealousy, and enraged, he pulls his tiny little Bible out of his pocket, and waves it in the air screaming "This book !!! This book !!! Oh, sorry, wrong book. This is the Mickey Mouse Mouseketeers Enrollment Book, where is that Bible of mine ??" Phelpsie looks everywhere for his little black Bible. Peering over the side of the tugboat, he spots it swimming away. "Oh woe is me. I always knew my little favourite black Bible really hates me" he said. Jumping off the tugboat, Phelpsie.............

Jellyfish

gets himself stung by a Jellyfish & receives a new revelation .....


Whitehouse

[cassiesmom]

Whitehouse

Jumping off the tug boat, Phelpsie gets himself stung by a jellyfish and receives a new revelation.

"Barbara!" shouts Phelpsie. "You must get off this tug boat and go to the studio right now! I just got stung by a jellyfish and I received a new revelation about the White House..."

remarkable

[wombat2u2004]

Jumping off the tug boat, Phelpsie gets himself stung by a jellyfish and receives a new revelation.

"Barbara!" shouts Phelpsie. "You must get off this tug boat and go to the studio right now! I just got stung by a jellyfish and I received a new revelation about the White House..."

......it was remarkable........the White House is about to have a huge scandal involving the President and someone named Monica." "What" said Wom "That happened ages ago you blithering idiot. Where have you been all of these years ? In Australia or somewhere ?"
Not to be outdone, Bill puts in his two bobs worth............

Laxative

[kokopup]

......it was remarkable........the White House is about to have a huge scandal involving the President and someone named Monica." "What" said Wom "That happened ages ago you blithering idiot. Where have you been all of these years ? In Australia or somewhere ?"
Not to be outdone, Bill puts in his two bobs worth......

......into the the fray. What in the devil is "two bobs worth", anyway. Is that some kind of down under pub speak. I think that the rumor is that Monica is going to have a return engagement at the White House. It could be that the News underground is just running off like some kind of Laxative after...

Watergate