What (not) to wear? Sunny Rest Resort pictures (no nudity)

[boomersooner]

Wow!! I really don't have any advice except to keep your eyes looking up!

[Marigold2]

LOL I don't know. Not something my body is up to. I don't think too many people should go around nude. Extra weight is not pretty on a body
regardless of the age. Then of course there is the problem of where to look . What if you spill food on yourself? What about bending over .
Things just kind of plop here and there.

[Marigold2]

Do you have a really cute hat?

LOL I can see it now. A overweight 60 something with a pink hat with a purple feather. Too much

[jennielynn1970]

Ok... so far I found out that he normally wears hawaiian shirts to these shindigs. But that's all he wears besides sandals.

Do I wear a hawaiian skirt?! How about a Carmen Miranda hat to keep everyone focused on the top of me and not the bottom?!

[jennielynn1970]

Oh, and no, my mother has no idea where he lives or that he's a nudist. That part just isn't going to be coming to light anytime soon! Can you imagine the dinner parties?! YIKES!

[Marigold2]

OMG, he isn't going to meet your parents nude in only his shirt is he?
Doesn't expect them to ever come nude to his house. OMG.
Nude just isn't pretty unless you are young and thin. What about the grandparents, here meet my grandpa, he's 82 and nude. LOL

[jennielynn1970]

OMG, he isn't going to meet your parents nude in only his shirt is he?
Doesn't expect them to ever come nude to his house. OMG.
Nude just isn't pretty unless you are young and thin. What about the grandparents, here meet my grandpa, he's 82 and nude. LOL

Ummmm... why would he meet my parents nude?? He does wear clothes.

LOL... awe... no nude grandpa. What if the grandpa aged guy is in really good shape??

I honestly have no issues about where he will be living. Like I said, I worked there before, and the people I met back then, and now, have been nicer than nice. Back then all I worried about was serving them coffee, cause I'm a total klutz. You don't want that in your lap when your lap is uncovered, lol. This is about my issues with me being clothed, and in what, at the party, not their lack of clothes.

[Moesha]

What about a Hawaiian skirt and several leis or large flower shaped pasties? Coconuts and a grass skirt? You could go commando under the skirt. LOL I'm not helping am I?

[Edwina's Secretary]

I went to a clothing optional beach once...well strolled down it really - on an island called Lopud off Dubrovnik....it was NOT a pretty sight.

Most of the uhm...sunbathers....were older (certainly compared to me at the time) and what I most remember...gravity is cruel...men or women....

Jenn...just remember this fashion rule...it is always better to be overdressed than underdressed!

(and your shoes should always be darker than your hem...)

[jennielynn1970]

I was just told that jeans and a tshirt would be fine.

How's that for taking all the fun out of speculation?!

I'm thinking capris and a dressy tshirt, sandals (darker or as dark as hem... thanks Sara!)

[jennielynn1970]

What about a Hawaiian skirt and several leis or large flower shaped pasties? Coconuts and a grass skirt? You could go commando under the skirt. LOL I'm not helping am I?

You are too funny!!

Dave, my boyfriend, just read this entire thread, lol. Seems Johnny, the writer, found it because I linked his site. They were amused at all the inquiries.

[Moesha]

I liked our suggestions better than jeans and a tshirt.

[jennielynn1970]

I liked our suggestions better than jeans and a tshirt.

Me too!!! He took all the fun out of it. Well, it is an April party... we'll just have to see what the "seasonal" parties are like. It still could get a little risque... I mean, he said the guy has a sunken hot tub in the middle of his living room (dang!!), and there will be a chocolate fountain, so who knows what will be going in that!

[Emeraldgreen]

Jenn, you are so brave!!
You could wear one of those wrap dresses and if it feels more appropriate to keep it on when you get there, you can, but if you feel like you need to be like the 'romans', you could unwrap the wrap dress and take it off, which would seem like a robe at that point. You'll only have one piece to remove rather than a shirt, pants etc.. and it will look like you planned it. After all, you'll have to wear something while you're driving there. Otherwise, it could make for a very interesting traffic stop should you get pulled over. lol

[sparks19]

I dont know... Brian sometimes thinks he's living in the playboy mansion since I walk around nude int he morning lol (NOT that I am playboy material) but outdoors in april? I can't imagine anyone male or female wanting to do that no matter WHAT their body looked like lol