First out the taxi, last to the bar.
Instead of swearing I say "What the F, David Blaine!"
Niņo & Eliza
My ultra all time favorite is:
"Progress might have been alright once but now it's gone on for too long!"
The second:
"We don't inherit the land from our ancestors...
We borrow it from our children"
FIND A PURPOSE IN LIFE.....BE A BAD EXAMPLE
LOL!
"Taco Bell!"
"No, White Castle!"
"Keep it up, or it's White Castle."
I remember this because I was saying how much I hated White Castle, and it made me sick the first time I ate food there... and Mike just teases me.. and Taco Bell is my "drunk" food, honestly, just an inside joke that makes me laugh every time.
You're the one sure thing I've found so you better stick around...Best Fireman in da House´10
dedicated to the kindest,loveliest and always helpful man that one would be honored and proud to know........R.I.P. Dear Phred
"As much use as a chocolate teapot!"
"Rare as rocking-horse shit."
"Done up like a dog's dinner."
" He's lost his marbles."
These are fun , Richard; good thread!
Lilith Cherry
"
"Love never claims, it ever gives. Love ever suffers, never resents, never revenges itself." -Mahatma Gandhi
I was watching a special on NASA today and I heard another of my faves!
Arse over teakettle.
Like WTF were you doing in the kitchen when that happened?![]()
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
I liked "xyz flew like a lead balloon" until I saw a Mythbusters show that proved that you could indeed make a balloon out of lead and fly it![]()
To use when someone's trying to pull a fast one on you....
"I may have been born at night - but not last night!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wolfy ~ Fuzzbutt #3My little dog ~ a heartbeatat my feet
Sparky the Fuzzbutt - PT's DOTD 8/3/2010
RIP 2/28/1999~10/9/2012Myndi the Fuzzbutt - Mom's DOTD - Everyday
RIP 1/24/1996~8/9/2013
Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
Ecclesiastes 3:1The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
~~~~true author unknown~~~~
What I say about twice a days is, "That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life!" Usually aimed at a certain channel on TV or infomercials or something that someone says.
Niņo & Eliza
"It's colder than the last guy's bottom on a too short toboggan!"
~Danny~
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