What to do about stray cat

**Cataholic** · 11-08-2002, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
P.S. Cataholic - I can tell you're an attorney through and through - you wrote "statute"

That is the Olde English spelling...it means, "really large thing, bigger than a statue..."...he he he....I tend to do that in speech, too. It really is only a slight modification...try it...say "statue" and now, "statute"...did you really say it?

Anyhow- what the heck is that big ole thing???

**Uabassoon** · 11-08-2002, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by Cataholic
Hey Uba,
What are those REALLY large feet Tibby is laying next to? Do you have a life sized statute in your house???

Just wondering..

Yup, All Creatures Great and Small got it right. It's a light up Frankenstien. He some how showed up at my house after a party and never left.

**jenluckenbach** · 11-08-2002, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Uabassoon

Yup, All Creatures Great and Small got it right. It's a light up Frankenstien

the real question is
"How did ACG&S KNOW it was a frankenstein statue?

**All Creatures Great And Small** · 11-08-2002, 07:37 PM

I am the manager of the Seasonal department at a "large discount department store chain" (which shall remain nameless), so I spent my days stocking and straightening Halloween stuff last month, including the big feet of that Frankenstein monster on a shelf way above my head. Now, of course, I'm fluffing branches on Christmas trees

24 years working at this store has led to some major brain damage and mental illness