Thursday 265 - Down on the farm?

[gini]

Tip? Tip?? We are supposed to tip? Now who knew that..........where is the jar? - It's Thursdays - funny drinks - funny food and funny money!

LH - here's a Thursdays $100.00 bill for you!!!

[RICHARD]

LH - here's a Thursdays $100.00 bill for you!!!

Sure those aren't those phony bills they found out here in Lost Angeles?

These guys were apparently good!
They went to Staples and bought all the paper and ink cartridges there.

The funniest part of the story was the fact that the counterfeiter recycled the old ink packs!

A green crook!

Got to love it!

A round for the house!
DONE!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Richard, I'm think maybe it's a mulberry tree ...

http://www.crfg.org/pubs/ff/mulberry.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening...ulberry119.xml


Does that look familiar?

Ring around the mulberry bush, the moneky chased the weasle! Can't remember the rest but they all fall down!

Birds are specially fond of mulberries then flying over cars and ... bombs away. Leaves a lovely purple splat on the cars.

Mom would never let us eat the mulberries that grew around where we grew up. She said they were wormy ~

[klamjuz]

I've been lurking here for some time. Is this bar for real?? Can we really get drinks and food served?? Who is this RICHARD guy and is he really a bartender?? If so, can I have a shot of Bourbon please?

[lvpets2002]

I've been lurking here for some time. Is this bar for real?? Can we really get drinks and food served?? Who is this RICHARD guy and is he really a bartender?? If so, can I have a shot of Bourbon please?

Sure the bar is for real.. We have fun here on Thursdays.. Richard is a good bartender.. Just look at how fast he is with serving..

[RedHedd]

Redd,

Here is the Orc remote control.......Get pushing-cranking!

Well, it's HOT and I'm cranky .... oops, not the same thing is it?

Can I just jump into the ice cream maker? AC here in the office is broken! Talk about a sweat shop! Yikes!

I'll have one of those mulberry whatevers as long as it's COLD!

[gini]

Barkeep - could you watch out for the really fancy cake that will be delivered today for LH's birthday?

Yeah, the one will all of those candles on it. Get out the fire extinguisher just in case.

KlamJuz - nice of you to drop by here - why don't you sign up - the fee is one (clean) joke.

Richard, KlamJuz has requested a shot of bourbon. Can we serve before the joke or only afterwards?

[Catty1]

Those mulberries remind me of blackberries...wonder if the two plants are related?

[Karen]

Those mulberries remind me of blackberries...wonder if the two plants are related?

No, mulberries grow on a tree, and there are no thorns. Blackberries are more closely related to raspberries.


Now, it's Lady's Human's birthday, so I figured I'd bring a coffee ring to share with everyone. It is the birthday "cake" replacement of choice for several members of my family, Lady's Human included.

No, it does not contain coffee. It's a traditional Swedish thing, served WITH coffee. (Like any traditional Swede thing isn't served with coffee?)

I'd guess one is normally enough to serve about a dozen people, or my two brothers!

[Lady's Human]

Add to the coffee ring a chocolate cake with chocolate/caramel icing, brew up a pot of coffee, get plenty of Irish at the bar, and it's all good!

(Even if I am typing this from work)

[Karen]

Ring around the mulberry bush, the moneky chased the weasle! Can't remember the rest but they all fall down!

To correct you - it's in Ring Around the Rosie that "they all fall down,"

The mulberry bush one I remember well is:

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought t'was all in fun
Pop! goes the weasel!

(In fond memory of Mario)

[Catty1]

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought t'was all in fun
Pop! goes the weasel!

I remember "All around the carpenter's bench"

Looks like the tree got 'processed'!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

To correct you - it's in Ring Around the Rosie that "they all fall down,"

The mulberry bush one I remember well is:

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought t'was all in fun
Pop! goes the weasel!

(In fond memory of Mario)

Mercy! It's a sad thing for me when I confuse mulberries with rosies!
The old brain just doesn't work as well as it used to. That's my story and I'm stickin to it!

[Grace]

why don't you sign up - the fee is one (clean) joke.

For real? Anyone can sign up to join the Thursday Group for one joke? Do I need to wait until Thursday?

[Killearn Kitties]

Do I need to wait until Thursday?

Heavens no! Let's hear the joke and come and sit over here!