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    RICHARD and Moosmom...............

    got this in email today also ROFLMBO thought of you 2 right away! takes fun people to appreciate humour!


    To everyone else hope it gives you all a chuckle!

    One liners...that make ya giggle.......

    Some folks are so eager to find fault, you'd think there's a reward.

    I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled
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    Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

    I wish my mouth had a backspace key.

    I either want less corruption or more chances to participate in it.

    Smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill
    people.

    Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions.

    The older I get, the better I was.

    The more things change, the more they stay insane.

    Bad breath is better than no breath at all.

    A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity
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    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    See what PT does to your mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    See what PT does to your mind?

    What mind? I had one once I am told...then I had children.....now I miss it.....
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    I don't have kids... so what's my excuse?!

    Granted I teach 1300+ of them a year, so maybe that's where it went!

    Those one liners were great!

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    I heard one on the radio yesterday that is totally me: I love to exercise so much that if I was racing with a pregnant woman, I'd come in third! Yep, that's me.
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    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Very good, thanks for sharing.
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    Ha ha ha, that is funny! Way to make my morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    See what PT does to your mind?
    Of all the things I miss most, my mind has to be one of them!
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    LOL, they're great! I'll be saving those for my bebo taglines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brody's Mum
    Of all the things I miss most, my mind has to be one of them!
    oh Geez, that comment made me giggle!!


    Oh , and Dr. Goodnow , thanks for sharing that with us!!!!
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    yqw my dear
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    Little 'ole me??????

    I don't have a mind anymore.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    Thanks for sharing those lines! I am sure I will use some of them in the future. At our office, we take turns doing the weekly calendar, and we put quotes at the top. I seem to be the one who prefers the humorous ones.... so I am sure some of these will show up!

    By the way, I heard a great pick up line on the radio last week....

    "I am still hot. It just comes in flashes now."!!!!!

    I was on my way to work and about drove off the road laughing so hard!
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    RIP sweet Tabitha, my heart kitty. You are loved and missed every day. 1988 - 2010

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    I call my hot flashes my "mini tropical vacations"
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    *bump*
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