Rules for dating an NCO's daughter....

[lady_zana]

"Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)"

Now y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

My father loves taking pictures, especially pictures of nature. He bought a lens once for his camera that actually several feet long. It was used to take extreme close up of things, like shy animals, that you couldn't actually get close to.

Well, he'd just gotten that lens a day or two before my prom so when prom night came up, he was still messing around with it, playing with his new toy.

My date turned up and went white. You could literally see him lose his breath for a moment. Later, on the way to the prom, I asked him about it...and he said from the window, seeing my dad with that camera lens, he really thought my dad was waiting with a shotgun!

[wombat2u2004]

he really thought my dad was waiting with a shotgun!

So....it never worked !!!! Your date never whisked you off to Las Vegas and married you on the spot ????
Bummer !!!!
Wom

[lady_zana]

So....it never worked !!!! Your date never whisked you off to Las Vegas and married you on the spot ????
Bummer !!!!
Wom

Oh, my date wouldn't have married me anyway....he wasn't quite into the ladies', if ya know what I mean.... Sweet guy, though.

[sparks19]

Like Bill Engvall says "You pull the boy in nice and close so only the two of you can hear the conversation.... and say 'you see that little girl over there.... that's my baby.... and I have no problem going BACK to prison.'"

LOL

[wombat2u2004]

Or like Gino would say : "You toucha ma baby, I breaka you face!!!"
Wom

[SemaviLady]

I've seen a lot of spin-offs of this one. I think it started out with eight rules and was expanded by others.

Here is the 1998 original written by Bruce Cameron.

Many other versions are here and some have reattributed the original to Mr Cameron. It is now a movie (oops, a series and a book ) too!

[Lady's Human]

I don't think anyone can claim that as original. The first place I saw it was on the wall in my First Sergeant's office at FT Hood in 1990 or so.

[jackmilliesmom]

My dad never had a gun but would introduce them to the door, the window and then say you ever hurt her and you will leave my house but not by either of those the 3ft thick wall is your exit point or burial ground you choose.

I never had a boy break my heart..... Thanks da!