political fun thread.

[RICHARD]

I Love Al Gore III!

There he is trying to keep GREEN!

Driving his Prius hybird at 105 miles an hour on the freeway, with some marry wha nah on his person!

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The mayor of Lost Angeles is a freaking moron.

His wife is filing for divorce because he was having an affair with a spanish language newscaster.

The newscaster asked to be moved from reporting politics on the tube..
But she DID do a report on the fact that the Mayor was getting a divorce...
She didn't report that she was the reason!

LOLOLOL, another reason never to trust a politician with a hair part on the side.

[lizbud]

I Love Al Gore III!

There he is trying to keep GREEN!

Driving his Prius hybird at 105 miles an hour on the freeway, with some marry wha nah on his person!

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That was his son who was arrested.

[RICHARD]

That was his son who was arrested.

Hence the designation AG III

Gore’s appearance on TODAY to discuss Live Earth was overshadowed somewhat by the arrest early Wednesday of his 24-year-old son in California on suspicion of possession of marijuana and drugs without a prescription. Al Gore III was allegedly driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph south on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies, who said they smelled marijuana, according to the Associated Press.

[lizbud]

Hence the designation AG III

Gore’s appearance on TODAY to discuss Live Earth was overshadowed somewhat by the arrest early Wednesday of his 24-year-old son in California on suspicion of possession of marijuana and drugs without a prescription. Al Gore III was allegedly driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph south on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies, who said they smelled marijuana, according to the Associated Press.

Ok OK, I'll clean my glasses.

[RICHARD]

I was watching the news today and they had a piece on John McCain.

I guess he was posing for a group picture and he was working his way into position..Look at the girl in the white patterened shirt behind him.

That was a priceless face she makes!


I thought she was going to goose him!

[lizbud]

I was watching the news today and they had a piece on John McCain.

I guess he was posing for a group picture and he was working his way into position..Look at the girl in the white patterened shirt behind him.

That was a priceless face she makes!


I thought she was going to goose him!

Where's the picture?

[RICHARD]

I don't have an Ipod and they charge beau coup dollars for tapes.

[RICHARD]

Yeah, They announced the fight of the year on TV last night.


And in this corner...Used and abused by the left wingers. Left by the side of the road after her usefulness was gone...


CINDEEEEEEE "The HUGGGERRRRRR" SHHHHHHEEEEEEEHHHHANNNN!

Her opponent, the esteemed speaker of the house-the politician that has led the congress to a 14 percent approval rating.....


NAAAANNNNNNNCCCEEEEEEE "I want a bigger plane" PUUUUUUUUHHHHLOEEEEE!

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Good old CS (as in tear gas) threatened to show up in a few weeks at the house if Nancy doesn''t do her bidding.

She also has stated that she will challenge NP for her seat when her term is up.

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No hair pulling, scratching, eye gouging or grabbing privates.......let's just have a good clean election!!!

[RICHARD]

Now that a esteemed senator was busted for allegedly wanting to carry on with a man, other politicians want him to resign.

So, now can we toss out some other politicians, like Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer who also have had dalliances with men?

[Edwina's Secretary]

Now that a esteemed senator was busted for allegedly wanting to carry on with a man, other politicians want him to resign.

So, now can we toss out some other politicians, like Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer who also have had dalliances with men?

Big difference....to the best of my knowledge....Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer haven't done their dalliances in a public men's room.....

Or tried to pick up a police officer....

Or pulled out their business card to try and get out of a bust....

[RICHARD]

Or pulled out their business card to try and get out of a bust....

Hey, that's pretty funny!

I would have never gone the breast route!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Hey, that's pretty funny!

I would have never gone the breast route!

Sorry R....not one of your better retorts. But then I suppose it is difficult....

[RICHARD]

You are right, I can only work with what I was given.

I'm not gonna mention the Oval Office or the meaning of "is".

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Plus, the idiot, Mr Men's Room was a Republican.

Wow, that really hurt!

[RICHARD]

Let's see....


Why are the Democrats so eager for this senator to resign his 'seat'?

I have to pass on the punchline-IT's funny and dirty.

[Edwina's Secretary]

... the esteemed speaker of the house-the politician that has led the congress to a 14 percent approval rating

Perhaps R...you could make some jokes about the low approval of congress having SOMETHING to do with these guys who lust after underage boys....solicit sex in the men's room...hire hookers..and generally behave in an unsavory manner????