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    Quote Originally Posted by wolf_Q
    I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol.
    LOL! Same here.


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    I've been single for all 14 and a half years of my life..
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    Girls, I think I'm the only single guy here! I'm an old bachelor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laura's Babies
    Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....
    Well I'm glad you never married me....with all of this far*ing going on !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxyluvsme13
    I've been single for all 14 and a half years of my life..
    What ??? 14 and a half and you wear a moustache ??? Sheeeeeeesh !!!!!
    Wombat

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    Why I am still single

    Thats ok David being a ole bachelor Fart on this conversation.. Oppss did I just note the Word Fart .. Hey somebody had to do it..
    Quote Originally Posted by david p
    Girls, I think I'm the only single guy here! I'm an old bachelor.

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    That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway.
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    Why I am still single

    Your a What A Belcher.. Oh my this is getting too ..
    Quote Originally Posted by finn's mom
    That is very funny. I'm lucky, though...the only thing I can't do is fart whenever I want. But, I'm more of a belcher, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
    Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways!
    LOL ... I agree! Who would bring me scotch while i sit at the computer?

    Also, since we're on an "OH NO!Fa*t" theme... if i was single, who would i accidently dutch oven in my sleep?


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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002
    Your a What A Belcher.. Oh my this is getting too ..



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    Why I am still single...

    Thanks You know I have lived single for so long that I probley would not know how to act around a man.. I would be Farting & Belching all the time .. But hey I can always blame it on the girls..
    Quote Originally Posted by finn's mom


    You're fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002
    Thanks You know I have lived single for so long that I probley would not know how to act around a man.. I would be Farting & Belching all the time .. But hey I can always blame it on the girls..
    Haha, that's right! I act the same around everyone. Sometimes that's not a good thing, but hey. Take it or leave it.
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    Haha! You have me laughing out loud over here.

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    That is funny. One thing I have learned in life is...

    It is better to be married to a wonderful, loving, sincere spouse than to be single.

    It is better to be single than to be married to someone who makes your life hell.

    Advice that I'd always give to someone seeking a life partner. Nothing is better than marriage when you have a good spouse. Nothing is worse than marriage when you have a bad spouse.

    You just gotta be married to the right person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
    What ??? 14 and a half and you wear a moustache ??? Sheeeeeeesh !!!!!
    Wombat
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