Thursday #203 - St. Patrick's Day Celebration!

[Lady's Human]

Ooooh, it


Is the biggest mixup, that you have ever seen, me father he was orange and me muther she was green..

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Is that corned beef ready yet? I'm starving. No green bear for me thanks, I'll just have some Bailey's on the rocks.

[RedHedd]

Is that corned beef ready yet? I'm starving. No green bear for me thanks, I'll just have some Bailey's on the rocks.

Oh dear, I think we should cut her off now -- she's seeing green bears, but I think it's only Mario

[lvpets2002]

Ya think.. Heck might have to cut me off too due I just now caught about her Green Bears.. Yes with Mario & his Green Hair is for sure who she saw..

Oh dear, I think we should cut her off now -- she's seeing green bears, but I think it's only Mario

[lvpets2002]

Hear you all go A Green Bear.. I think Mario may have a new play mate here..

[catland]

top of the morning, or afternoon, or what ever the heck time it is.

I'll take something green - no Mario, stay out of the lost and found.

[cyber-sibes]

Top o' the morning to you too! And a Happy St. Patty's Day. Ah, he's me patron saint! God Bless the Irish & us Irish wanna-be's!
I'll pass on the green beer (gag), but the corned beef & potatoes sound good!
I brought a whole stack of CD's of Irish & Celtic bands...
Who's the green leprechaun in the corner? Is that Mario?

[wombat2u2004]

The Golfer
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on
his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his
water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.

"I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says.
"
Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so
whaddya want?"
"
Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want
anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And he walks off.

"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "I have to do
something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great
golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."

A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is
back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the
Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

"Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just want
to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"

"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. I"'m an internationally famous
golfer now." He adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."

"Oh, I'm fine now, thankye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And
tell me, how's yer money situation?"

"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "When I need cash, I just
reach in my pocket and pull out $100.00 bills I didn't even know were
there!"

"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly,

"It's OK."

"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun , "I'm wanting to know if I did a
good job. How many times a week?"

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once, sometimes
twice a week."

"What??" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or twice
a week?"

"'Well,says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest, in a
small parish."

[wombat2u2004]

Gladly!! How about some fine Irish whiskey?? with a splash of 7up would be Bonnie!!
The Corned beef smells wonderful! Just the thing for a weary Doc!

I have brought the soda bread and the cracked mustard, along with the turnips and carrot casserole.

Irish Whiskey ??? That moonshine ???
"May the road rise up to meet your face"
LOL
Wombat

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Oh dear, I think we should cut her off now -- she's seeing green bears, but I think it's only Mario

Awwww! C'mon! (hic) jus one more. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase! Ya gotta admit it's better than seeing pink elephants.

[DrKym]

Irish Whiskey ??? That moonshine ???
"May the road rise up to meet your face"
LOL
Wombat

Thanks but usually it rises up to hit my ........, . Right after the bears push me backward....

[jackmilliesmom]

Gladly!! How about some fine Irish whiskey?? with a splash of 7up would be Bonnie!!

Don't ruin the whiskey its a dessert spoon of water that goes in not 7up and remember you are only christening it not drowning it......

[wombat2u2004]

Thanks but usually it rises up to hit my ........, . Right after the bears push me backward....

Ah ok Doc......so tell me about these bear things.
Do you see them often ???
And what colour do you imagine them to be ??
Yes Doc, you can get up off the couch now.
I'll see you next week...same time...ok??
Doctor Wombat

[DrKym]

They are of course green! Haven't YOU seen them? Oh my maybe we should switch places on the couch!! You have not celebrated the holiday enough, otherwise you would have known the color

[wombat2u2004]

They are of course green! Haven't YOU seen them? Oh my maybe we should switch places on the couch!! You have not celebrated the holiday enough, otherwise you would have known the color

I'm sorry doc, but times up.....remember.....11am sharp next Friday
In the meantime, please take your medication, and please remember to stop referring to your hubby as your "Ol green grizzly baaaar".
Doctor wombat