Ballet since I was 2.Piano since I was 5. AGILITY! since a couple springs ago. Math (how many kids like math, really?) Pet Talk! Jogging (with Jenny, O' course
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Trumpet, gabbling (Gabbly is changed to "ing" correct???) with Borzoimom most of the time sometimes Zara, Monica or others, KTTC, climbing trees, listening to the radio to see if any school buses are cancelled LOL,
Sightseeing on "available dogs" on greyhound rescue sites, daydreaming, trying to count to 1000000000 (apperentally it takes 95 years non-stop, I haven't made it that far... YET! I always get bored, tired and hungry )
Here are the sorta strange ones. If you've met me in real life, you'd know these.... LOL
Trying to annoy to the fullest anyone around me, Insisting that the name of our team should be the Flamming Warthog Pickles with Wings (really DON'T ASK about this one.), Correcting the teachers, (this amuses me greatly)
Wearing around 30 lbs of jewlery daily. Telling people all the jewlery is to premote piracy. If people raise one eyebrow at the mass jewlery I just raise one at their lack of jewlery (this was quite amusing when the principal raised an eyebrow...I've checked the rules, no where does it say there is a limit on how much jewlery you can wear Muh ha ha ha! )
Stareing at people for no reason whatsoever. Changing languages halfway through a conversation with the purpose of confising the other person.
Obeying the rule "no throwing snowballs at school" and noticing that there is no rule that says "no throwing balls of grass glued together"
Imagining whatteachers do on their time off. Taking books on Piracy out of the library while wearing my pirate outfit (which I wear almost daily) and giving the librarien a crazy, drunk look.
Bragging during lunch about my evil plots and schemes. Laughing like a phyco. Disapperaring to mysterious places unknown to the general public.
Telling a teacher that me and one of her colleagues were laughing about her the other day- then run off before she can ask why (yes, if you're reading this AlyssaG2, YES!).
telling the gas station attendant that he should consider replacing his gas with photos of dogs. I run on a fuel of dog photos (and sighthounds are like Super)
Complaining about the weather, argueing when I know I'm right. Making sure I use all my rights and abuse them when nesesairy.
Making up facts and asking people if they knew them, saying actual facts and asking people if they knew them, playing stupid when I don't like something.
Screaming random things in Pirate down the hall in my pirate accent. "Hey you! Make fast the bunt gasket, scurry!" Forgetting which one is right and left, and only ever refering to them as starboard and port.
Hitting everybody while drunkenly swinging my hockey stick during floor hockey.Offering to hire people to be my defence in court-not telling them what for.
memorising the periodic table, running like JACK SPARROW DURING GYM! ROFLAMO!!!! In case you don't know Jack runs leaning backwards and swinging his arms in circles exstatically. LOL
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