Thursday's 189 - time for cyber-hugs

[Killearn Kitties]

CONGRATULATIONS LIZ!!!!! Champagne?

[gini]

Liz, what fabulous news! No, let US buy YOU a drink! This is truly a wonderful event to celebrate with you.

LH - with Slick as a regular - we are NEVER out of Bailey's - bless her.

[RedHedd]

I would love to order a round of drinks for everyone tonight courtesy of
your truly.


Today I am celebrating 10 yrs of freedom from Breast Cancer.

Congratulations! We have something in common - I celebrated 9 years on 11/18.

[lizbud]

Congratulations! We have something in common - I celebrated 9 years on 11/18.

Well, congratulations to you as well. You know, I didn't even think
of the time gone bye until I was talking to another woman in the Breast
Cancer Center waiting room. and we were comparing dates of surgery.

Seems she & I were discovered and treated the same year.

[Lady's Human]

Richard,

I'm a sergeant, and I have arms, BUT if you think I'm going to try to control THIS bunch you've got another think coming!

Keep the Bailey's coming!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Now THAT's something to drink to, Liz!

Is there any Bailey's left?

That's a silly question of course there's Bailey's! With you around there has to be Bailey's or you start getting grouchy. I found another case behind the bar.

Congratulations Liz! That's great news. Look even Lady is happy.

[Dorothy39]

Lizbud and Redhedd~ That is so AWESOME!!!!

Gini and I are paying your tab this Thursday

Let's Celebrate everyone~

(Hoping Slick arrives with the Bailey's)

[gini]

Dorothy, LOH found a case of it behind the bar that Slick brought.

Did LH drink all of it - he was asking for some. Geese, LH, nice guy!

Richard! Richard! LH isn't sharing!!!!!!

[Lady's Human]

I'm Sharing! I'm just not sharing as much as Gini wants!

[DJFyrewolf36]

Heya Richard, I'm not saying a DARN thing about them "hawks" until they come back from this weekends game with a big fat WIN! I have to root for them doubly this week because if they lose to the Cards I think my poor mom will have a heart attack.

Or at least need some sort of breathing treatments

I'll take whatevers on tap (no no not YOU mario!)

I don't think Ive been properly introduced to Orc yet, my Thursdays attendence has been poor (that thing called "life" keeps interfearing with my time anyone else have this problem?) Hello, Mr. Orc, are you a nice Orc? All the orcs I've encountered over the years have tried to bludgon me with big sticks but I'm willing to base every encounter off of trust (so please keep the big sticks away from me )

Congrats ReddHedd and Lizbud!!! *big HUGS* the C word doesn't have to mean horrible things and life does go on, thanks so much for reminding us ALL of that! *HUGS again* Have a pair of drinks on me! (Mario, get BACK here with my wallet!)

[Lady's Human]

DJF, you're poor attendance lately may require another joke.

Don't worry about Orc, the worst he's going to do is if Mario gets hold of his remote he'll break into a cross between break dancing and the jitterbug until the batts run out on the remote.

[DJFyrewolf36]

DJF, you're poor attendance lately may require another joke.

Don't worry about Orc, the worst he's going to do is if Mario gets hold of his remote he'll break into a cross between break dancing and the jitterbug until the batts run out on the remote.

Oh ok...I have a couple of groaners for you all, courtesy of Ahajokes.com

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.

When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

( yeesh!)


Here are some of my favorite Laws of Cat Physics (complete list: CLICK HERE)

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

howz that for a re-entrance fee?

[Sevaede]

Heya Richard, I'm not saying a DARN thing about them "hawks" until they come back from this weekends game with a big fat WIN! I have to root for them doubly this week because if they lose to the Cards I think my poor mom will have a heart attack.

Or at least need some sort of breathing treatments

I'll take whatevers on tap (no no not YOU mario!)

I don't think Ive been properly introduced to Orc yet, my Thursdays attendence has been poor (that thing called "life" keeps interfearing with my time anyone else have this problem?) Hello, Mr. Orc, are you a nice Orc? All the orcs I've encountered over the years have tried to bludgon me with big sticks but I'm willing to base every encounter off of trust (so please keep the big sticks away from me )

Congrats ReddHedd and Lizbud!!! *big HUGS* the C word doesn't have to mean horrible things and life does go on, thanks so much for reminding us ALL of that! *HUGS again* Have a pair of drinks on me! (Mario, get BACK here with my wallet!)

I know how you feel! My magely characters have gotten smacked by a few Orc (and Drow! Darn them!) in their time.

Here, here! Congrats Redhedd and Lizbud!

*spins in circles*

[Oggyflute]

G'day all,
Maybe I'd better tell another 'admission' joke.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They've set up their tent, and they have fallen asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend, saying "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "I see millions of stars Kemo Sabi."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Tonto you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Maybe a little shot of Baileys please?

[RICHARD]

Good heavens, you're right! I think I'll stay here.

If ya happen to see a cow, farm implements or a lady driveing a broom stick pass your window.....get a bucket of water and get yer "ruby reds' on.....

Done?

Gini,

High Chocolate? I think you mean CHOCOLATE MARTINI.. Do you think we can get Edwina's Secretary's to bring Don or the recipe?

Done?

Catland,

Who would believe us anyway?


LIz, Congrats!

You may be buying but what are YOU having?

DONE?


Everyone,
This round courtesy of the smiling lady over there!

LH,

I don't blame you for not wanting to even try!

One Bailey's done!

Speaking of batteries, Last time I went to the Large Chain Hardware Store
I bought a package of 36 AA batteries......

Now I have abour 10 things that require AAA batteries....


WR,
One Bailey's?

DONE!


Hi Oggy....
LOng time!!!
You get one shot of Bailey's !!

Done!


And for my next politcally incorrect funny, Long Ranger and Tonto joke...

The LR and Tonto are trapped on a small hill by hundreds of screaming Inidans looking to kill them.

The Lone Ranger screams at Tonto,

"Tonto, We are trapped on this hill....It's only a matter of time before we run out of bullets and we are killed what are we going to do???"

Tonto tuns slowly and looks at the LR and says...

"what do you mean by WE, White Man?"

I know, I know.......I heard that joke years ago.....






LOH,

Careful......We do need a 'stock room person' around here!
Only because I can never find my glasses and am too busy trying to figure out why I have a 'Hole in the ground' on my back side!

Mario, is that your idea of a joke!


Dorothy,

Do me a favor...can you put on this black and white striped shirt and see what is going on at Gini and LH's table?

PLEASE?

I was going to suggest some kind of game, like arm wrestling, to settle that, but sinve the Sergeant HAS Arms.....it would seem a bit unfair, eh?


DJ,
Spoken as a true fan!