Top 10 Reasons to Breed your Dog

**sumbirdy** · 11-15-2006, 11:46 AM

Thought the house was too orderly
Never did like having a full nights sleep
Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
Thought the furniture looked too nice
Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, predawn, etc.
Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener.
Neighbors didn't complain enough
Kids weren't enough of a challenge
If you can train & show one dog, why not ten?
Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.

*THIS IS JUST A JOKE*

**critter crazy** · 11-15-2006, 11:47 AM

Roflmao!!!!!!:d

**luvofallhorses** · 11-15-2006, 11:51 AM

I don't find it funny.

**borzoimom** · 11-15-2006, 11:52 AM

rofl!!!!!

**JenBKR** · 11-15-2006, 11:54 AM

haha that was cute

**king2005** · 11-15-2006, 12:37 PM

As a "joke", its cute hehe

**sumbirdy** · 11-15-2006, 01:01 PM

It is a joke. It's basically saying some of the obvious reasons why you SHOULDN'T breed your dog.

**king2005** · 11-15-2006, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by sumbirdy

It is a joke. It's basically saying some of the obvious reasons why you SHOULDN'T breed your dog.

I know that, but someone might take it too seriously. Some people aren't able to seperate jokes from reality (like that South Park thread).. Some jokes are in poorer taste, but they are still a joke & nothing more.

Just didn't want you to get flamed & wanted you to understand why some "may" react negativitly to this kind of joke. Its a cute joke, but its in poorer taste (for this type of board).

**Husky15** · 11-15-2006, 01:05 PM

Haha! How cute.

**sumbirdy** · 11-15-2006, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by king2005

I know that, but someone might take it too seriously. Some people aren't able to seperate jokes from reality (like that South Park thread).. Some jokes are in poorer taste, but they are still a joke & nothing more.

Just didn't want you to get flamed & wanted you to understand why some "may" react negativitly to this kind of joke. Its a cute joke, but its in poorer taste (for this type of board).

Hmmm...didn't really think about that. I'll add *This is just a joke* to the end of it.