how many dogs does it take

[borzoimom]

to change a light bulb.. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?




1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



4. Rottweiler: Make me.



5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!



7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.



8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)!



9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!



10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.



11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."



12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?



13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...



14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?





Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:



"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF

[borzoimom]

I especially like number 12! rofl.. ( ouch.. dont make me laugh...)

[flowergirl]

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

when i was a kid we had a cocker and she peed in the house her entire life! never knew that was a breed trait...huh.

[Kayecee]

I don't own a poodle, but I thought that one was hilarious!

[borzoimom]

roflllllllllllllllllllll... lol..

[Dorothy39]

Those are great Breed Scenerios!!!!

Hilarious~~~~~

I like the one about the Poodle and the Border Collie too!!

Thank you for sharing that one with us.

[Love That Collie]

ROFLOL.....that was great......hehehehe
I loved them all but if I had to pick just one it would
be the Border Collie one......the dog that thinks and analyzes...LOL

[dab_20]

Nope, this definatly doesn't fit Molli and Sammy! (well... maybe Sammy a couple months ago )

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

LOL too funny.