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Originally Posted by Blue_Frog
In behalf of the hallow'een festivities, i'll offer up the 'Gummy Bear Bloodbath'
Also, for anyone who hasn't tried it yet, the new Baileys Mint is absolutely great!
LOL, thanks for the tip!
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One GBBB?
DONE!
Wax lips for Redd and LIz?
DONE!
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-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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Thanks
Here's a frog related joke ...
A little girl walks up to her grandfather and says: "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
Grandpa says: "Honey, why do you want me to do that?"
And the little girls says: "Well, Daddy said that when you croak, we all get to go to Disney World!"
*ba-dum-cha!*
... sorry, best I can do at this time in the morning!
I AM standing up
<Yawn! Stretch!> Got this in my e-mail this morning and immediately thought of Thursdays!
Black Screwdriver
Pour 3 ounces Blavod Black Vodka and 3 ounces chilled tangerine juice over ice to get in the Halloween spirit.
Black Vodka?
Just coffee for me for now - gotta hit the road!
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That worked!Thanks
Here's a frog related joke ...
... sorry, best I can do at this time in the morning!
LOLOLOLOL.
A refill?
DONE!
Redd...
Hmmm...
Black vodka...
I know what I am buyijng when I get some money!
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
I'm just your imagination
I can't believe this is the Thursday's before Halloween!!! Where are you all??? Are you parting somewhere else???
The AMC channel has been running old monster movies all day. I watched the Wolf Man with Lon Chaney and the Wolf Man meets Frankinstein earlier. Yesterday they had Dracula with Bela La Gosey (well you know who I mean).
Do you know he loved playing Dracula so much, he was buried in his Dracula costume? Yep, it's true!!!
*Moff grabs a cherry vanilla coke, a hugh bucket of cheese popcorn and goes back to the movies. *
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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Oh boy, scary movies.
May I have a draft beer please? I need to relax after a long hectic day.
I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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.Oh boy, scary movies.
May I have a draft beer please? I need to relax after a long hectic day.
You sure can....
DONE!
I think that there are 24 hours of scary movies until Halloween!
Hi MOFF!
I was on ly way to the kitchen..
How's about lasagna, french bread a ceasr salad and some dressing?
DONE!
Frankie and Riley's Dad
What a day, what a day! I feel like a zombie with cobwebs inside my cranium! Must be coming up on Halloween.
I realized I never told my joke, so I figure an absent mind is a perfect excuse to tell an extended version of an old joke. I honestly don't think it'll be good enough for a drink, but I'll take what I can get.
Here it goes:
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of
a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts
searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a
grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven,
1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth
Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves
the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has
changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the
previous piece, it is being played backward.
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they
return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again
backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being
played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the
9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has
gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the
Second Symphony being played backward.
Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for
the music.
"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's
just decomposing!"
Hey, it might be corny but it still makes me chuckle!
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"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's
just decomposing!"
Hey, it might be corny but it still makes me chuckle!
LOL, I love the honor system...
One Zomibe, or????
DONE?
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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Absolutely, just had some the other day! MMMMMMM, candy corn! Best thing for a quick sugar high other than marshmellow peeps, (sorry gini)
RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire
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Hey Richard,
Can I have one of those Gummy Bear Blood Baths? And why is Orc wearing a suit? I thought about putting an orange doggie sweater on Lady but that just had bad idea written all over it.
I brought some pumpkin pie and whipped cream. Thought it might go good with the coffee and Irish.
RIP Lady, Thursday's won't be the same without you to cuddle with by the fire
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Oh Moff~~I can't believe this is the Thursday's before Halloween!!! Where are you all??? Are you parting somewhere else???
The AMC channel has been running old monster movies all day. I watched the Wolf Man with Lon Chaney and the Wolf Man meets Frankinstein earlier. Yesterday they had Dracula with Bela La Gosey (well you know who I mean).
Do you know he loved playing Dracula so much, he was buried in his Dracula costume? Yep, it's true!!!
*Moff grabs a cherry vanilla coke, a hugh bucket of cheese popcorn and goes back to the movies. *
It's Bela Lugosi, and yes, because I married a Horror Film Fan, I do know a lot about "Dracula" !!Yes Mam, he was buried in his Dracula Suit!!!
Welcome to my Humble Abode~~~~~~
Bartender, Give me a Tallllll brew,
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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Hey Richard,
Can I have one of those Gummy Bear Blood Baths? And why is Orc wearing a suit? I thought about putting an orange doggie sweater on Lady but that just had bad idea written all over it.
I brought some pumpkin pie and whipped cream. Thought it might go good with the coffee and Irish.
One Gummy bear blood bath....
DONE!
LOL,
The Orc is dressed up for Halloween!
I''l get out the plates and the forks..
Can you yell into the bar, they have thay spooky movie turned up so loud
I think this place is haunted!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Registered User
mmmmmmm Candy.
Oh man I want something sweet. How about a mudslide to start
R.I.P my dear Sweet Teddy. You will be missed forever. We love you.
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mmmmmmm Candy.
Oh man I want something sweet. How about a mudslide to start
One Mudslide to start..
DONE!
Dorothy,
One Tall brew!
DONE!
lololol,
I vant to drink your Blooooooood!
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