Rumor's tragic love affair

[jazzcat]

! Do you have any idea of who perpetrated such a cruel attack? Did you check for evidence? Have you seen any unusual characters around lately? You may need to contact the world famous A&P Investigators and get to the bottom of this. We simply cannot have such a dangerous criminal running around loose. Groucho the Lawyer is standing by and ready to help.

No need to bring in the investigators, I know who did it. It was Rumor! She licked the goose right off the hearth!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Oh Rumor, sweetie, how awful! I hope you have recovered from that terrible experience and that your goosy friend is bearing up!

[catfamily]

This has got to be the funniest story.Rumor really is a funny girl.I'll bet she really was licking the head to try to heal the goose,after licking to make friends with the goose first. So cute.She probably felt so bad,thinking she hurt it.What an adorable little girl she is.

[Felix]

Too funny!