Dear Diary

**Maya & Inka's mommy** · 10-05-2005, 02:51 AM

Oh master Eddie, what a horrible thing they did to you! I agree, that was absolutely intolerable

! Humans hey

You look so much in cat-shock on that pic.... may I PLEASE kiss your sceptre? I am sure that will make you feel better

**rkidsrcats** · 10-05-2005, 10:02 AM

Yes, Yes Eddie, what is it with the white coats' desire to poke, prod and probe! If there is an animal heaven (and we know there is), well, you and the Tribe know who will be getting their just "treatments" on a regular basis...HA!)

You ARE quite the specimen - and the "f" word we were thinking of for you was
FABULOUS!!!

**furrykidsmother** · 10-05-2005, 10:51 AM

Way to go Eddie! Congratulations on not getting any stickers. I don't think you are "fluffy" at all, you are just right!

**Ally Cat's Mommy** · 10-05-2005, 10:57 AM

Eddie, what a good example you set for HH!!! No stickers at all!

Connor says don't worry about their comments re your "fluffy-ness" - they are just jealous of your stunning physique!

Hope Blondie has recovered too! (Don't want HER to have to go to the whitecoats

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**momoffuzzyfaces** · 10-05-2005, 11:33 AM

Aw, Eddie I'm sorry for the indignity of it all.

Maybe you misunderstood the doctor. Maybe he meant PHAT (which means good) not fat, which isn't?

**Edwina's Secretary** · 10-05-2005, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Don Juan's mom

Atkins? For CATS?

Don't they eat high-protein low-carb ANYWAY?

Liz

If you look at many cat foods....rice and lamb is a common one. This "very expensive and only sold through vet clinics" is lo-carb, hi-protein, with fiber to make dats feel full!

**Cataholic** · 10-05-2005, 02:26 PM

Eddie,
you misunderstood the vet. He meant you were Fine. So fine....

**ramanth** · 10-05-2005, 03:35 PM

Head rubs for Eddie. I think you are just perfect. Congrats on being a good boy at the white coats Eddie!

**DJFyrewolf36** · 10-05-2005, 04:12 PM

Fat? We're sure he meant to say FABULUS!

We're glad your check-up went well. Don't worry about shedding too much, it's a natural reaction when you're violated in such a fassion.

Now you tell that hooman of yours to WARN you the next time the white coats plan on getting so personal. You have every right to know!

Best wishes and good luck with the catkins diet!

Remus, Spook and Onyx

**Randi** · 10-06-2005, 07:25 AM

Eddie, it's SO good to see you again!! You do look a little sad though - no wonder after such humiliation!

However, I'm glad to hear you didn't get any sticker.

I think the vet got something wrong here .... you're not fat, you're just well built!!

Still, a good Catkins diet won't harm you. Fister tells me to say if you don't like what your secretary serves, try asking for Hills C/D, that also prevents crystal build-up in your bladder - you don't want that!!

Kisses and scritchies, and purrs and headbumpies from Fister.