Blonde Joke mood

[Flatcoatluver]

I haven't heard those either omg there are so many blonde jokes!!!!!! weird how i never meant a smart blonde before!

[buckner]

Originally posted by Flatcoatluver
I haven't heard those either omg there are so many blonde jokes!!!!!! weird how i never meant a smart blonde before!

That's strange, because I know plenty of intelligent blondes. People consider me blonde and I'm not dumb. Same as my mom, both uncles, and many of my friends.

That kind of comment makes blonde jokes not so fun anymore.

[Almita]

Q:Who gets taken out more a cheerleader or the garbage????






A:The garbage becuase you have to take it out mostly everyday.

[Karen]

I had one friend who was blonde, and a lifeguard, and very smart who could - and sometimes did - beat up anyone who made a "dumb blonde" joke.
Not all blondes are dumb - but not all brunettes lack a sense of humor and not all redheads have a temper.

I WAS blonde for the first 4 1/2 years of my life, am now brunette, my intelligence was not affected by my hair changing color ...

Recommence with the blonde jokes knowing that they are, indeed, just jokes.

Just don't repeat them if you see Jodi Kosinski around!

[Anita Cholaine]

They are all really funny jokes!
But... they are only jokes... I know lots of smart blondes!

[beeniesmom]

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she
shouts out .

"****, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

[beeniesmom]

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a
moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and
said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then," he
sighed, "let's put all these frosted flakes back in the
box."

[beeniesmom]

Here is a blond GUY joke:

The Blonde GUY
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building. The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,
too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He packs his own lunch."

[beeniesmom]

Blondes and brunets on a double decker bus

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in Front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's going' on up here? We're having' a grand time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

[beeniesmom]

last one....

A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego, when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.

With a screech of his brakes the truck driver pulled his truck off the road, got out, and ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left over....

so we went to the movies!!!

[Roxyluvsme13]

THOSE ARE SO FUNNY!!!!

now i will share like my all time fave blonde joke

What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant???

[JenBKR]

Originally posted by Flatcoatluver
weird how i never meant a smart blonde before!

Hey now! I am blonde, and I just got into grad school, so I must not be too dumb

LOL the jokes are funny though, I can certainly appreciate a good blonde joke

[Roxyluvsme13]

The Blonde Said.....
Is it Mine?

[Flatcoatluver]

Originally posted by beeniesmom
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a
moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and
said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then," he
sighed, "let's put all these frosted flakes back in the
box."

thats one blonde joke I do know

[Flatcoatluver]

Originally posted by JenBKR
Hey now! I am blonde, and I just got into grad school, so I must not be too dumb

LOL the jokes are funny though, I can certainly appreciate a good blonde joke

hey all the blonde's no including me try and act dumb that i know so and i don't know that much bolondes anyway!