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  1. #1
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    Boys Will Be Boys

    Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
    Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

    POSTED: 3:02 pm EST August 5, 2005
    UPDATED: 3:15 pm EST August 5, 2005

    BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

    According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

    The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

    "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

    The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

    He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

    Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
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    Wow, that's a nice friend. Remind me to not go drinking with him!

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    Now that's just plain NUTZ!!!
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    Now, that was pretty "ballsy" of the guy to wear a padlock for two weeks.

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    Can you imagine the poor locksmith?! He probably was wishing he had a different job at that moment. I wonder if he charged more, considering what he was having to work with. What a funny situation, glad he's not permanently (physically) injured.
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    I DO wonder what they locksmith charged for that!! Remember now, NEVER pass out with a friend!

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    This guy's got a lock on a Darwin Award.

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    I bet the locksmith got a little testy when he found out what his job was!
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    LOL - does he have any idea what a locksmith charges for weekends?

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    Originally posted by caseysmom
    I bet the locksmith got a little testy when he found out what his job was!
    Me thinks he got "two testes' on this job.

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    LOL! Poor locksmith. I really do wonder how much he made the guy pay?

    I have never drank before (I'm under-age) so, I will take this as a warning to the fact that, you can never trust friends when you are knocked out!!!!

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