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    Butt Measurements (funny)

    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom."Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

    The woman chose to ignore her husband.

    Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

    "What's wrong?" he asks.

    She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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    OUCH. lol.
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    Great comeback.

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    ROTFLMAO....I bet his little weiner just got smaller. LOL


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    LOL LOL LOL

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    Oh, that's a good one.
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    Ooh, Burn.

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    That was great... I can't stop laughing....

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    I hope no one heard me just laugh outloud like that.
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    ahahahhahahahaha

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    That was to funny. I'm still laughing.

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    *giggles!* I guess size does matter...
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    Oh, that's harsh!
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