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    Another thread about kids.

    Well,

    It's about NO kids.....

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    Childless couple told to try sex

    A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

    The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

    Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

    A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

    "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

    The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education


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    I can think of about a dozen punchlines off the top but I'll bite... just pm'ed you

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    LOL and I thought I was a late-bloomer.

    Would love to hear punchlines from both of you. PM me if you like.

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    Ha Ha!!!! Do they need lessons?

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    Sitting here in stunned silence! How on earth can someone be so clueless?!?

    Please PM too

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    Did they think simply signing a marriage contract brings children? LOL!!! That's the funniest story I've heard in a long time! Jeez........even animals know what to do.

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    Originally posted by popcornbird
    Did they think simply signing a marriage contract brings children?

    Don't be silly, It's the stork that drops them in the chimney.

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    OMG!!! Is this for real?!?! LOL, too funny!
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    Heard this on the radio this am and couldn't believe it........maybe Darwin IS working?

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    TEEHEE! that's what comes of banning sexEd in schools. i would liek to hearyour punch line, lol i always get a kick out of them

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    He just needs to call his mother! ROFLMAO!!!!!!

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    I wonder if this new revelation will have a good or a bad impact on their relationship. I can't even imagine!


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    *snicker*

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    Originally posted by catnapper
    Sitting here in stunned silence! How on earth can someone be so clueless?!?

    Please PM too
    Same reaction here!!!

    And I'd love to hear the punch lines

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