~Advice For Dogs~

**DogLover9501** · 01-13-2004, 03:35 PM

1 After your humans give you a bath, don't let them towel dry you!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself on the sheets.
This is especially good if it's right before your humans' bedtime.

2 Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home,
put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act
as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the
humans frantically search the house for the damage they think
you have caused.

3 Hide from your humans. When your humans come home,
don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them.
and make them think something terrible has happened to you.
(Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken
and close to tears).

4 Wake up 20 minutes before the alarm clock is set to go
off and make the humans take you out. As soon as you get
back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep
after going outside; this will drive them nuts!)

**DogLover9501** · 01-13-2004, 09:29 PM

bump

**lovemyshiba** · 01-13-2004, 09:32 PM

That's cute!!!

My Riley is so good at number 4!!!!

**Tonya** · 01-13-2004, 10:10 PM

Hehe, so true in my household!

**FizzGiggs_Mommy** · 01-14-2004, 07:34 AM

What does BUMP mean??? I see it often here

**K9soul** · 01-14-2004, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by FizzGiggs_Mommy
What does BUMP mean??? I see it often here

It means by posting, the thread goes back to the top of the other threads, thus, bumping it up since some people look at the first few threads and not further down.

Hope that explains it well.

Some of those are cute, but the one about hiding and frightening the owner isn't very dog-like. Any dog I've ever had is right there and exuberant when I get home from being gone, unless something really WAS wrong. It's just not even funny to think about coming home and not seeing them there waiting..