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  1. 12-07-2003, 06:17 PM #1
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    "Men are so easy..."

    The following ad in the Atlanta journal is reported to have received
    numerous calls:

    Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am
    a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the
    woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
    cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
    eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
    be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
    nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

    Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
    about an eight week-old black Labrador retriever

    MEN ARE SO EASY! LMAO!
    You're the one sure thing I've found so you better stick around...
    Best Fireman in da House´10
    dedicated to the kindest,loveliest and always helpful man that one would be honored and proud to know........R.I.P. Dear Phred
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  2. 12-07-2003, 06:18 PM #2
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    haha... that's great.
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    Thanks Kay for the set.
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  3. 12-07-2003, 06:23 PM #3
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    LOL! That's soo funny!!
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  4. 12-07-2003, 06:31 PM #4
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    Shouldn't easy be replaced with sleazy?

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    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


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    I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

    Fur as dark as the night.
    Join me on this flight.
    Paws of love that follow me.
    In my heart you'll forever be.
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    How I wish I could hold you near.
    Turn back time to make it so.
    Hug you close and never let go.
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  5. 12-07-2003, 06:36 PM #5
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    ROTFL! thats great!
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  6. 12-07-2003, 06:37 PM #6
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    I read that once before and thought it was hilarious. I wonder if any of the guys actually adopted her.
    I've been Defrosted!

    Thanks for the great signature Kay!
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  7. 12-07-2003, 06:46 PM #7
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    HAH!
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    ROFLROFL that is SOOO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    - Katie & Tazman and soon a Sheltie Pup!!
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    Yea, I've heard that one before. It's still funny everytime I read it.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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  10. 12-08-2003, 10:41 AM #10
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    I've read that one before, I love it and get a kick out of it every time I see it again! Thanks for sharing!
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    There is some men that are really easy, for sure....
    LOL!


    Dakota's mom, I love your beautiful babies!
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