Dearest Skeemer, what an adorable Ferret you are, perched on the edge of that sink! You indeed have the sweetest face, but you're really quite the schemer, which is how you got your name. You love to steal soap and shiny things like keys! And when your people find the things you took and hid, you look all sweet and innocent, as if you have no idea how those things wound up where they did! You're just being your ferret self, aren't you! They can't stay mad for long, and they love your funny ways and silly noises. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Skeemer, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
Love your name, cutie pie, the perfect name for a boy as scheming, as fun loving, as playful as you! You sure do keep your humans hopping and on their toes with those trademark Ferrett antics, your mischief making!
But just as you say, human rules are meant to be broken and no, that sweet face, that look of innocence isn't fooling anyone! hehe
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I would love to hear your human parent tell their boss, "I'm late today because my ferret hid my car keys!" 
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