Dearest Bubba Gump, what a cutie you are! You are a handsome grey tuxedo boy, with sleek shiny fur that looks so luxurious to pet, and two-tone paw pads, and such a sweet face with the little grey spots by your pink nose and you lovely yellow eyes so full of delight. I wish I could reach through the screen over to Delaware to pet you! I can't, and I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me
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And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are sweet and friendly and love to play. You are talkative and act like a human. You sit up on your hind legs like a meerkat and beg. You know commands including sit, give me paw, and high five. You are very affectionate and are always near your people, and you keep your fur very clean. What a wonderful love-filled home you all share!
Congratulations, darling Bubba Gump, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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