Oh, dearest Trouble, what a beautiful, fluffy Meezer-mix kitty you are! You are too sweet and pretty to be a real "Trouble"-maker. (You are just a very bright girl, figuring out how to turn on the bathtub water tap.)
You have the sweetest face there with those big blue eyes, and your fur is so soft-looking and beautiful. I'd love to be able to reach through the screen down to Reno to pet you! Since I can't, I bet your young friend who is holding you there will pet you for me .
You are not just gorgeous to see, you have a lovely Purrrsonality too. You are a dear indoor kitty who sleeps most of the day, keeping to yourself except when you have something to say with a meow. Your young friend loves you dearly, and we bet the whole family does and you all share a wonderful love-filled home.
Congratulations, darling Trouble, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your special friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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