Tutu Thursday #424

[wombat2u2004]

Ok gang, it's 12.28 AM Aussie time, and I have been instructed by the Orc to open the NEW TUTU BAR. All patrons attending are to be dressed in their favourite tutu.....failure to advise the colour of your tutu on this thread will result in instant eviction by the Orc, our bouncer.

I'm in.....with my new uniform. This week, I have chosen my favourite colours. Red, black and white. The Orc wears pink.

[happylabs]

Well, of course, I am wearing my ostrich feather tutu. I don't seem to have a picture of me wearing it but I do have a photo I took when I bought it.

Please note: No ostriches were harmed in the making of this tutu.



I'm up for my usual Gin and Tonic and make sure it isn't that cheap stuff. Please make sure my limes are fresh this time too.

What's on special for lunch?

[pomtzu]

Well I'm in for purple. I'd post the pic but it didn't turn out very well. The Fuzzbuttz haven't mastered the art of using my camera as yet.

And in keeping with purple - how about a piece of blueberry pie, followed by a grape soda??? Please!

Tell Orc that I'll try to convince the Flying Purple People Easter to drop by later to keep him company and out of trouble.

[gini]

I can't come in because the tutu I own is a bit too too...........(small).

[davidpizzica]

Wom, my tutu was made by Omar the tent maker, but I'm wearing it (XXX-L!). My colors are lime green and white. I'd thought I might blend in to the wallpaper!

[smokey the elder]

Green and gold; no pic since this is a G-rated site... I'd like a mojito, please; it doesnt' feel very warm but it LOOKS nice!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Me in a tutu is a sight you don't want to see!!! Trust me on this!!! Remember what has been seen can't be unseen!!!

If I were to wear one it would be bright orange with lime green polka dots.

Can I still have a cherry rootbeer??????

[slick]

Excuse me, mind if I sit down????

[wombat2u2004]

Well !!!! I'm impressed. How lovely you all look in your tutus. The Orc is ecstatic, it's what he has always dreamed about. He wants photos so that he can create his new internet site "The People of Pet Talk". His last site "The People of Walmart" was a huge success, so he wants to start all over again.

Ok everyone, line up. Not too close now, we wouldn't want to crush our tutus. Serving one at a time here....coffee, ales, liquer's, teas, burgers, pizza, sandwiches, cakes, and something in a bucket that the Orc has put together......enjoy.

ORC !!!! Would you stop scampering over the ceiling, pealing off Richards old flapjacks ??? We don't want them, they are green already and months old.

[wombat2u2004]

Excuse me, mind if I sit down????

Hubba hubba hubba.....sure....you can sit ANYWHERE you like.
ORC !!!! Stop oggling !!!!!

[smokey the elder]

I think Orc made a Wapatui or Hairy Buffalo (dump contents of bar into large clean container, add diluent*, drink).
*Diluent is typically ginger ale or 7up.

[gini]

Hubba Hubba?????? Wow, I haven't heard that in years!

Gee everyone looks so cute - even you boys.

Look Orc - see this fork? That's what you are going to get if you don't stop throwing those old pancakes at me. Didn't I say that you looked adorable too? Awww, precious - just precious!!

How about some hot coffee with Slick's Bailey's in it - yum!

[wombat2u2004]

One coffee for Gini....there you go.
Slick slide that bottle of Baileys up here would ya ....Gini requires a topup.

I'm sorry Orc, we are right out of dog biscuits. And stop chewing on my apron straps please !!!!

[phesina]

Hey Barkeep, I LOVE your outfit! The hostess with the mostess!

Here I am, ready for a good stiff Martini:- http://www.pettipond.com/swan/images...ian_ballet.jpg

With tutus, as you can see, I started young:

[wombat2u2004]

Maggie.....one coffee with Baileys or you. Sorry, no fresh pancakes. I do have some used ones if you'd like. I washed them and pulled out all of the bits of Orcs fingernails......should be ok with a bit of butter and cream.

Gini.......one Baileys for you....in a cup. Orc has hidden all the glasses in protest because we're having a quiet Saturday night here instead of the wet T shirt show he's been trying to organise.

Phesina.....thanks for the compliment.....love your tutu to. Now, what would you like to drink ??? We have pretty well everything except Bailey's.