It's Micro Fiber Time!!!!

[RICHARD]

I wanted to kick it on the couch and saw the Edster parked across the middle.

I thought I knew how to get him off!

I took his favorite MF blankie and made a huge deal out of spreading it across the recliner. My plan?

To get him to get down off the couch and nap on the recliner.

After my huge show? He looked at me like I was stupid and turned away.

Because I think I am smart, I picked up the blanket and placed it on the couch.

He looked at me, flipped a look over the shoulder and he was making biscuits on it a minute later. Passed out as I write this.......

Me?
I am sitting on the floor, my arse passed the point of sleep, and the Edster dreaming of what ever cats dream of.

[Cinder & Smoke]

I wanted to kick it on the couch and saw the Edster parked across the middle.

I thought I knew how to get him off!

YOU ... tried to OutSmart da KAT?


Foolish boy!

[cassiesmom]

Dad! What's yours is really Ed's, you know.

[slick]

Max has become "lap fungus" lately and I thought it was just because he loved me.

It's not me he wants - it's my nice, big, fluffy, lush, fleece housecoat from LLBean that he loves. As soon as I put it on and sit on the couch, here he comes and parks his arse. I don't care - I still love it because it's the first time in his life he's done that.

[RICHARD]

Micro fiber is magic, it attracts cats.

[katladyd]

Slowly, Ed is getting you trained.