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NO, not really.
I am a 'wordologist' and I like words that that are fun and sound dirty-to me!
THey are words that are totally innocent, but sound like they have dirty meanings!
Like GESTICULATE!
What does THAT sound like! He gesticulated madly. Sounds like a pretty good time, eh?
LABRUM is an anatomy term that sounds kinda iffy!
He went to surgery for a torn labrum.
Sounds painful?
Any suggestions?
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Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
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Masticate, as in "for optimum digestive health, we must masticate our food properly".
Blessings,
Mary
"Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11
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One of my faves is thespian. (No offense intended to any of those with the rhyming persuasion!)
I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
"Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb
Retired
Priapism caused by head injuries.
Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever.
12/02
Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day".
MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010
Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
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Vet Assistant 16 years
I dunno if this one quite fits with the topic but...
At work we frequently run Packed Cell Volume tests to check for aniemia and such. We normally just abbreviate it PCV. However everytime we run one of those all I can think of is plastic PVC pipes! ROFL
RIP Dusty July 2 2007
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I bolded the "naughties" - but the rest are pretty good! I know this thread uses real words...but my brain is away at the moment...
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/15537.htm
Each year the Washington Post asks readers to take any word from the dictionary ...
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.
a.. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
b.. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
c.. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
d.. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
e.. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
f.. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
g.. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
h.. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
i.. Glibido: All talk and no action.
j.. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you have been smoking marijuana.
And, the pick of the literature:
a.. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass
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