What do think I just found on my kitchen floor?

[Randi]

A lamb chop! I had three of them laying on the counter soaking up some garlic - I had even given Fister a few slices from ends before I went to watch Master Chef on TV.

There he was, sitting looking out of the window and didn't have the slightest of bad conscience. And yes, I WILL eat them all, luckily my floor is clean.

Off to eat!

[Barbara]

Randi, you possibly cannot eat a lamb chop that's been on the floor
I would give it to the cat.

These lines have been written by Tigris!

[Pam]

Randi, you possibly cannot eat a lamb chop that's been on the floor
I would give it to the cat.

These lines have been written by Tigris!

ROTFLOL!!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Naughty Fister and Tigris.

Once when I came home from work I sat 4 lamb chops on the grill pan on the worktop then went upstairs to change while the grill heated up. When I came back down, there were only 3 chops sitting on the grillpan on the worktop. Never did find the remains of the fourth, not even a bit of bone.

[lizbud]

They must have been very tasty. Fister wanted a bigger piece.

[kimlovescats]

Now Mommy, how did we know that if a little taste was "ok" a big taste was not?

[Cinder & Smoke]

Boots da Kat (RIP ) was both an experienced Counter Surfer AND "Crafty" in his younger years ...

I was building a Dagwood Sammich - ham, salami, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, pickles.
The Swiss slice was on the plate, ready to pile on, when the phone rang.
I answered and wandered into the dining room to sit whilst I chatted.
Da KAT was observing from the dining room table.
As I sat, he sauntered past, used my lap as a stepping stone, and did a quick *hop*
onto the counter. A short walk over the stove and "BINGO!" ... Lunch is served.

He never even paused as he *snatched* the slice of Swiss and leaped off the counter ...
next stop was the tub in the baffroom ... his sanctuary.
By the time I got to him, he was bolting down the last bit of the Swiss slice.

KATZ!

[RICHARD]

Once when I came home from work I sat 4 lamb chops on the grill pan on the worktop then went upstairs to change while the grill heated up. When I came back down, there were only 3 chops sitting on the grillpan on the worktop. Never did find the remains of the fourth, not even a bit of bone.

Did you check the bottom of the washing machine? Sometimes I find stuff that I put in my pockets there.

I have to sneak around eating tuna....the tuna 'juz' is what gets the Edster's attention.

[Randi]

Oh Fiiiiiissssster, come here and lemme smell your breath, pretty kitty.

Ha, ha! That's exactly what I did, but no garlic breath.

He probably sniffed it and was so dissapointed that I had ruined it with garlic, that he pushed it off the counter like it was trash. Well, at least I got to eat my 3 lamb chops.