Meowmy in da DAWGHUS!!!!

[AmberLee]

Last night, I was resting my beautiful body demurely on the carpet in the unlighted bedroom. It was VERY restful for my poor, tired eyes. Then all of a sudden my Meowmy BURST into the dark room and steppied right on me! Ye-ouchies! I screamed, it was SO unexpected and it hurtied, too. I fink Meowmies should turn onna light when they go inna rooms and stop these tragedies afore they start! BAD MEOWMY, bad, bad Meowmy. I been curled up in the bedroom fleece cat-cup composing letters to the ASPCA all night. Got widdle bags under my eyes... Hoomans need to show MORE Consideration of Kitty Cat needs. Sheesh!

Does anyone here agree?


Shaken, unnerved, and very tired,
Livvy (Lady Olivia d'Flufferuni)

[Freedom]

Dear Livvy -

HOW inconsiderate of your Meowmie! I hope you give her a major guilt trip! She has to learn who owns the place, after all. And if she is going to insist on moving about in the dark she is going to learn that there are hairballs strategically placed to keep her on her toesies!

I do hope you are feeling better this morning. Take a wittle 'nip and den a wittle nap. Iffen ya need a place to settle, try da bed pillow next time; I find it quite safe an a good view when my Meowmie steps inna lng hairball bomb I left for her!

Luv ya
Cuddles

[AmberLee]

... I do hope you are feeling better this morning. Take a wittle 'nip and den a wittle nap. Iffen ya need a place to settle, try da bed pillow next time; I find it quite safe an a good view when my Meowmie steps inna lng hairball bomb I left for her!...

Dear Cuddles,

You are BRILLIANT! I likes the way you think.

Admiringly,
Livvy

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Cutie-patootie Livvy,

I too have a suggestion - along the line of what Cuddles said. No cat should have to sleep on the floor. And these two leggers tend to hog the best sleeping places during the night.

So this morning...as every morning ...I hopped into the bed as soon as I had my breakfast and Curlie was through using it. Then I barfed on the brand new clean sheets. And managed to land it on top and bottom sheet.

That will teach him to stay off my bed....

Cleverly,

Eddie

[Barbara]

Livvy,
Tigris and I ahve been thinking about it and what we recommend is you step on her. At 4.30 a.m.
Your Filou and Tigris

[catmandu]

MY DEAR HH LADY EDWINA ROSE SOMETIMES WHEN WE HAVE GUARDIANS GET OLDER WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AROUND THEM.
OUR DAD HAS EYES THAT ARE GETTING WEAKER AND HIS BALANCE IS BAD SO WHEN HE STUMBLES ALONG, WE KEEP OUT OF HIS PATH.
TAKE A TIP FROM THE LUCKY FOUND CATS AND LOOK SAD , AND WE THINK THAT YOUR MEOWMIE WILL GET A TREAT , OUT OF GUILT SO SHE SEES THAT SMILE AGAIN.
IT WORKS EVERY TIME
JUKE JOINT JOSEPH ,YOUR LOVE.


A NICE ASSORTMENT FOR YOU, MY LOVE!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

dear livvy, we totally agree wif you. chester specially has a problem wif getting stepped on since he matches da night!!!
we finally managed to get mom to keep a little night light on after we all looked so pittyful when she would step on us. we did enjoy da extra treaties though.
leonardo, luke, grandma and chester

[Killearn Kitties]

Dear Lady Livvy,

I am simply speechless after reading of your experiences yesterday. I would never have believed it of your meowmie. I certainly agree that she needs to be more considerate of your needs.

I did not have a good day myself yesterday. Early in the morning, I was crammed into the portaprison and taken to the V.E.T. As well as sticking nasty needles and thermometers into me, he trimmed some of my beautiful fur off! Apparently I had a little mat on my back down near my tail. He actually suggested that I might be having a little difficulty getting round there - that I might not be as mobile as I once was! He also suggested that ... I can hardly bring myself to write it ... I may be carrying a little too much weight. He was quite young this new vet. Frankly, I don't think he knows what he is talking about.

So you see, my dear, I sympathise with you not feeling at your best at the moment. I will be watching this thread very carefully in order to pick up tips for retribution myself.

In solidarity,
Jessica x

[catnapper]

Dear Livvy,
I know how you feel. I was sleeping just fine all snuggled up next to meowmie the other night when she rolled onto me! She hurt me!! I hissed and screamed and ran from the bed. I haven't returned yet. Ha, that'll show her!

Have you given your meowmie the cold shoulder too? Believe me, it works. Its better than sending her to camp. Meowmie will do anything to get you to like her again. You'll get lots of extra treats and stuff. Even if you feel like forgiving her, keep up the act as long as possible. She needs to know she hurt you!
Yours in pain,
Abby