Star Trek 10 -Journey to the Black Hole

[RICHARD]

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These are the voyages of the Star Ship Edward D Katz.
Who's 6 year mission has been to make his dad's life interesting.


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Captain's Log...... Stardate 2007.....hmmmmmmmm, Wait a second.....


Captain!

The cat has come out of the box and he's acting weird...

Uhura, Open up a hailing frequency...

Captain, there's no reponse.

Spock: This activity is highly irregular.

Captain: What is that, Spock?

S: Looks like the planet Furranus, It's a class one planet of the Feline
System....

C: No, not the planet, what are those two dark specks near the tail end?

S: Captain, this is highly irregular....It looks like two CATSTEROIDS that came from the black hole!

Uhura: Captain! I'm picking up chatter- THEY ARE CLINGONS!!!!

C: Clingons? I have never seen CLINGONS in all the time I have been on this ship!

Sulu! Get a clean up party to beam down!

S: Cap'n......The transporter's broke! I ain't going near there!

C: This could be a trap!.....

[Fuzzybuns]

That's about the greatest thing I've read all month!

[RICHARD]

Spock: A trap? That's highly illogical. Why would a cat scooch on the tile after going to the cat box?

C: This calls for a medical opinion, Bones? Come to the bridge!

Bones: Jim, Give me a minute!

C: Scotty, what's with the transporter?

Scotty: Cap'n, It looks like we've entered the Cat Box Quadrant. THere's some kind of magnetic attraction those Clingons are generating. I think there's a problem with the cat's rear!

Bones: Scotty is right, somehow those Clingons have generated a biological gravity field and are orbiting Furranus!

C: We have to do something!

[DJFyrewolf36]

I'll have to stay tuned for the next episode This is too funy!

[Donnaj4962]

LOL!!!!

Loooking forward to the next "episode".

Is Ed okay???!!!

[RICHARD]

Spock: Captain, those Catsteroids are made of a bio matter that looks to be the consistency of digested Friskies!

C: Digested Friskies in this part of the system? It seems right, but....

Bones: The scooching! That's the key...Those Clingons are harmless-they aren't looking to hang around.....they want to be cut loose! They are caught on his fur!

C: We have had an away team trimming the fur on that planet just in the last few weeks.

Uhura: The last contact we had with them was a week ago, they were trying to clip the rear and tummy!

Sulu: Captain, He's making another scooching run! LOOK OUT!

C: Scotty, get that transporter up, we need to get down there!

Scotty: Aye, Cap'n- the dilithium crystals are going out! I'm gonna try some FRESH STEP Crystal Litter - New and Improved!

C: Sulu, where are you going?

Sulu: Ah, I forgot....Ah......I left the DVD player on in my quarters! I'd rather kiss the Borg that to get next to that mess....

[RICHARD]

Is Ed okay???!!!

Of course, it's the 'captain' that's suffering!


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C: SULU! Get back here! Sulu, get back here! ugh....

Bones, get ready to beam down to Furranus!

Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a vet. Send Spock, he has no gag relfex!

C: Uhura, You go with Spock!

U: Captain, the script says I am the comm officer, not the cleaning lady!

C: What kinda space ship am I running here? Uhura, send this message to Star Fleet......"Next time send some people that own pets....Kirk."