A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare
checks. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful and sexy
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will
be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her every need. You'll
be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're gotta be kidding!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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