The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
>tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
>
>Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
>towards sky, what you see?
>
> "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.
>
> ""What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking,
>it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
>planets.
>Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to
>be
>approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
>is
>all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems
>we will
>have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
>
>"You dumber then buffalo poop. Someone stole the tent.
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