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    True Love

    This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
    When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
    "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."

    The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches

    and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her
    how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

    The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the

    woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
    something. The judge said, "What is it?"

    The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

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    Ha ha ha ha ha!! That definitely sounds like something my Hubby would say!! he he he! that was great!! very funny!
    Maggie,

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    lol that is hilarious!


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    True Love

    Talking about being a devoted husband.. Get out the roll of tape.. How funny..

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    Oh wow!!! LMAO!!!!

    Thanks for the laugh.




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