Got this in an e-mail this morning and had to share. Enjoy!
Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven,
and God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
God pauses for a second and replies:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God pauses again for a second and says:
"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're sitting in my chair.''
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