Cat Days of Christmas

[Lilith Cherry]

Here is a Carol for Cat owners! Merry Christmas everyone.

On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree,
My 12 cats were laughing at me

On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree,
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

[Killearn Kitties]

Very cute! My girls are so good! They never touch the Christmas tree.
I hope I am not tempting fate by saying that.

[AmberLee]

... I hope I am not tempting fate by saying that.

Well, in MY limited experience, you have. Good luck.


{{{Christmas Hugs at ya, anyway}}}

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Very cute! My girls are so good! They never touch the Christmas tree.
I hope I am not tempting fate by saying that.

All 4 here are being good girls too! It was Snoopy's first tree! NO cats in, under, or in the neighbourhood of our Christmas tree!! It must something in our European water, Karen!!

[Laura's Babies]

As I read that, I was eating a bowl of oatmeal... I am about to clean oatmeal off my monitor...

[catmandu]

Thats a great poem,you are right on when it comes To Christmas Trees and Our Cats!
This is going in our Meow Mail Folder!!

[krazyaboutkatz]

LOL This is too funny and also one of the reasons why I no longer put up a Christmas tree.