Cats committing crimes

[CalliesMom]

So I'm decided my cats are criminals..in their own little cat ways.

CALLIE:
AKA Nawtee goat, OR-ANGE, Expensive toy eater

Her crimes:
1) Banging on the door knob at 6:30 AM for food
2) Constantly crying as if we are starving her. Does she look like she's starving?

3) Expecting her every wish to be fulfilled...scratch her back when she wants, fill her food bowl, clean her litter..GOSH. What do I look like? a slave?


WHISPER:
AKA Whispy Crispy, Whisp-a-Crisp, Grey

His crimes:
1) Sisfur (Shadow) chaser
2) Shadow hair puller outer and eater (yes, he rips her fur out and then eats it )
3) Eater of other kitties food even though he gets PLENTY..he's a chub.
4) Bread kneader of meowmie's tummy. He makes me feel fat!


Here he is killing a perfectly sweet catnip mouse! (Excuse the whiteness that is my leg!!)

[CalliesMom]

SHADOW:
AKA Chub-a-lub, Jabba the Hut, Fat Gurl

Her Crimes:
1) Pouncing her brother and then running to Meowmie for safety...we can't actually chase him, we just jump him and then run away.
2) Constantly hissing. She pounces Whispy, and heaven forbid he pounces her back. **HHHHIIIISSSSS** He looks at her and he gets hhhiiissssseeeed. I think all I hear all day is HISS, even when I sleep.
3) Door scratcher at 4 AM. ARGH!!! LOL


She looks Jabba the Huttish here.


I love my kitties, don't get me wrong. BUT they are criminals, I say! Between Shadow's scratching at my door at 4 AM and Callie's door knob banging, I'm surprised I'm not a walking zombie from lack of sleep. They always complain they don't have enough food even though they are all chubby. They expect me to drop everything to scratch an ear, rub a belly, scoot over so they can lay where ever they want on the couch. ::sigh::

HOW I LOVE THEM!

[catmandu]

The Only Trouble is that there only One Sentance for Those Cat Crimes and thats House Arrest.
And you are Guardian to some of The Cutest Criminal Masterminds ever.

[G535]

They are the sort of criminals that I love!

[DJFyrewolf36]

LOL all of my cats have a rap sheet longer than Draco's tail!! Even Remus gets into a little trouble (although he insists that is always a set up)

I love my cute, furry criminals though. Wouldn't change em for the world!

Love the pics btw

[Sara luvs her Tinky]

CUTE!! What adorable pictures.

I am sure the convicts are pleading guilty by reason of ABSOLUTE cat CUTENESS!!