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    Not All Nuts Are In Candy

    The weird thing is, he'll probably get some people to take him up on it.


    Yard Sign Says Man Will Pay For Virgin Child Bride

    POSTED: 8:17 am EDT April 20, 2006

    BRAY, Okla. -- A man is causing an uproar in his rural southwestern Oklahoma town by advertising that he'd like to pay for a young virgin to be his bride.

    Michael Theleman, 45, said he doesn't understand the problem and thinks he just has some wicked neighbors.

    Theleman has caused an uproar in the southwestern Oklahoma town of Bray with his search for a bride. He put a sign in his yard Sunday saying he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.

    One of his neighbors said she feels like she's living near a pedophile. As of Wednesday, there were no offers.

    Theleman said he doesn't understand. He said his grandmother married "a much older man" at age 14.

    After complaints, he put up a new sign Wednesday without the ages. The new sign said he's not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."

    Stephens County District Attorney Gene Christian said Theleman's sign likely is legal.
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    Talk about desperate!! Can HE claim he's a virgin??? What a jerk!

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    Well, to start with.....

    *Laughing my HEAD OFF!* Some people are STUPID!!!!

    As of Wednesday, there were no offers.
    ROTFLMAO, that bit made me laugh so much! What did he expect, for offers to flood in? I-D-I-O-T!

    But seriously, I suppose it's kind of scary though. A 12-year-old bride? He should be arrested for that I was laughing at his stupidity, *not* the actual story

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    "After complaints, he put up a new sign Wednesday without the ages. The new sign said he's not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."

    I am so soryy but i just cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    For real what a idiot Send him back under the rock he came from JERK

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    My guess is he wants to buy a young bride so that he can have complete control over her. If a girl were to get into that situation, she would most likely become a victim of domestic violence. How sad - sounds pretty much like a pedophile to me.

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    This man is the perfect example of someone who should NOT marry or have children.

    If I were a neighbor, I think I'd put up a sign asking for a sane, nonpedophile-oriented neighbor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maresche
    This man is the perfect example of someone who should NOT marry or have children.

    If I were a neighbor, I think I'd put up a sign asking for a sane, nonpedophile-oriented neighbor.
    around here we would do that!!!! a few doors down a woman found out that there was a man who moved in and was a pedophile! so she went a put up a huge sign probably 10'x10'. he moved away within a week!
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