A rich lawyer parked his brand new Porsche, and just as he got out, a truck came along and tore off the driver's door. A police officer who witnessed the accident quickly pulled up, and began ranting about how he had just picked up the new Porsche and how it will never be the same.
when the man finally ran out of breath, the police officer said:
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are. You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.
"Like what?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize your left arm got ripped off when the truck hit you?"
"OH MY GOD!!!! screamed the lawyer, "my Rolex!!!!"
12/02
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