It was 2:00 AM, I was in asleep in bed and then I heard voices downstairs, an actual conversation. I thought someone had broken into my house & they were talking to each other. I grabbed the only weapon I had, which is a sword, and I went downstairs fully prepared to behead and/or disembowel someone. Well. My office TV had turned on by itself, that's where the voices were coming from, and I couldn't get it to turn off. Now it's off and I can't get it back on. So much for hearing voices. And I so wanted to give that sword a good workout.
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