The Cruise Of The Good Ship "Feline Princess"

[lynnestankard]

Yep Debbie - got Ketchums photo over to John - everyone will recognise him - he's the one with the very gormless look. My sweet boy.

Oh Karen of course Burns night - Kedchum will definately be into the haggis -not to sure about the neeps and tatties though (turnips and potatoes everyone) he's not very veggie inclined!

He'll probably run a mile when the bagpipes start up - but just lately (don't laugh!) I've been singing daft songs to him and believe it or not he seems to calm down and listen - the words are rubbish and this is the woman who can't carry a tune in a bucket - but hey if it means a couple more minutes on my knee - I'll warble!!

Don't be surprised if he joins in the poetry readings though - we often share a quiet bit of poetry together!!


Oh he says - he'd like it known he is not a WUSS - and likes lady's very much (hehehe!!)

Lynne

[Edwina's Secretary]

Edwina would like to offer to serve as chaperone for Lily and any other young and innocent kitties. As a widow of sorts she believes she is well qualified. She still keeps a certain photo on her nightstand, which she insisted on taking with her. I warned her it could cut into her social opportunities but she doesn't care!



I am hoping the excitement of a cruise will help mend her aching heart....

[Randi]

Freckles, don’t panic! Scratching posts etc. are standard equipment on the ship. Everyone should be covered concerning that!

Phred, you better keep the BIG purse ready for Boots’ excess baggage costs! Hope he didn’t get busted with all that dope!! What IS he up to?? He’ll be very popular once he arrives.

Juni Rose, you cheaky little girl, are you planning to sneak in to the BAR??

Sadie, I love your dance dress!! You are such a sweetie!

Tubby and Samantha, you sure know how to live the good life!! An excellent choice of cabin. For the rest of you – there are more like these, and they’re not all taken yet. (Pm me for a picture)

Ritzy, the crew have dealt with hairball and hork issues in the past, so don’t worry your sweet little head with that. I remembered to give Fister some Biodramina to pass out to kitties who suffer from nausea. And a warning to you all!! You better not dig in too deep in Boots’ stash, or you may get arrested.

Lily, you’re a lucky girl that your mom finally let you go, they’re all SO exited to meet you. Just LOVE your outfit!!

Ketchum, you’re of course added too – how could we leave you behind!! I suggest you meet up with Lily and any other late Europeans. But don't do what Fister and Koxka's gang did!!

Fister sent us a mail this afternoon, he says they had a great night out in Barcelona before they left, I can sense they have a bit of a hangover – will they ever learn! I checked the time table and they should be arriving in Miami this evening – unless the plane has been delayed. We’ll see!

Fister was also asking: Has Rascal arrived?? He hopes everyone will have boarded for the departure party on saturday! They’ll be heading for N.Y. to pick up Cinder, Smoke and a few others. The New York Times will be there to cover this event.

An updated list of the passengers will be posted shortly. And the rest of the ID cards will follow. Anyone not on the ID card will be welcome, but considered as guests.

[gini]

Well, Rascal is on the flight to Miami. If all goes well, he should be there by late afternoon - Miami time. He insisted on packing himself and I was horrified to see all of the things that he packed.

Swim fins - two pairs
Six bathing suits
Life vest
Terry cloth robe
Towels (Rascal, they will have towels!!)
A flask

A FLASK?? - "Rascal, what is in that flask?"

"Aw Mom, it is just a little "nip" for my buddy Fister."

"Nip? Like in CATNIP?" "Yes, Mom!"

"Rascal, go have a great time, but DO NOT forget to call me!"

"Yes, Mom"

[trayi52]

Make sure you check and see if Grover and Stubby are on board, they have been missing for the past few days. I haven't heard anything from them at all!! I think they are being very inconsiderate of my feelings, they won't let me know where they are or what they are doing!!

There are a couple of suitcases missing, and all my dolls are nude, not clothes or hats!

[RedHedd]

Originally posted by tuxluvr
Ritzy sent a wireless email from this ship and wants all of her fellow passengers to know about Raoul in the ship's salon "The Furrier" (prounounce "furreeya"). Here's Ritzy's recommendation:

Raoul has an angel's touch in the back skritchie department .... made me do the "elebator butt" at least 6 times and even made my tail go puffy!! Oooh la la....but the ultimate is the "tooshie trim"....Ritzee urges all who might have had a nervous tummy on the flight down to get de-dingled before the big formal ball tomorrow night! (And Raoul gives treats)

ROTFLMAO! Mitzi says we could use Raoul over at our house too!

[bisi.cat]

WOW!!! A Burns Night Party...sounds great!!! I hope Nellie hasn't brought all the valerian with her, because I can't find that bottle where I've kept it in?!

And who on earth is Raoul...can he be trusted with all the kitties around?!

Does anyone knows when the ship leaves and where do they go?!

I wish I had offered Nellie my cell phone!!!

[jonza]

[Barbara]

Wow! A special hooray for Fister's office

ID cards galore!

I have to second Vio: don't let Filou play the piano before it's late night. He's into free jazz

Tigris however with the soft paws can play some quiet themes.

As long he's not on the upper deck with the boys playing cards and exchanging sixpacks.

Aaawww Lady Edwina, by looking at the picture of Gabe and you I know how big the gap in your heart must be. Being a mewomie with one naughty son however I'd wish his heart was not broken.

[Kirsten]

Oh, I love Lily's ID!

She's on her way to Barcelona now to meet Fister and the others! She called me from Hannover airport, she's so excited!

Told her that Pouncer is thinking of her as Kate Winslet and now she's very flattered!

Kirsten

[Uabassoon]

Tibby is worried that no one will want to dance with her. She says that she won't dance with Corkscrew because he always steps on her tail. Can you please tell your boy kitties to be nice to Tibby and ask her to dance, she even brought her dancing dress.

[Barbara]

Anyway Tibby''s much to pretty to just dance with her brother

[Felicia's Mom]

Beau and Felicia should be in Miami by now.

I am sure that Beau will mingle with other travelers. I hope Felicia does too.

Before they left, I told them they would probably have to room together. I'm not sure exactly how that works. After all they do sleep together at home.

[Kirsten]

Oh Tibby, you're looking so pretty in your dancing dress! I'm sure all the boys will fall in love with you!

The first thing Lily did was buying a pair of sunglasses when she arrived at Barcelona airport, because she had heard it would be very sunny in Miami! Now hopefully Fister and the other Euro Cats will recognize her that way:



BTW, I would be more than relieved if Nellie or Edwina would keep an eye on her! She's still so young! And now all she can think of is that she will meet Pouncer!

Kirsten

[RedHedd]

Meowza Tibby! Mishi would LOVE to dance with you!