Balancing a treat on my nose?

I don't understand the point of this! It really looks much better IN my mouth! At least I get to try to flip and catch it when I'm done!

Why can't she teach me something useful?!....Like....de-stuffing my toys...pruning the trees...pestering the little black poodle...OH WAIT, I'm already good at those things!!

Now she says I'm TOO good at one of my tricks! I don't understand! I thought ringing bell on the door was for my maid service! HELLO?! Need to pee here, hurry it up!!

One trick she *hasn't* taught me is "playing dead"....I think I'm good enough at this one already! What do you think? It's gotta be better then the "treat-on-the-nose" trick!