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    I sure don't know what hamwort is...doesn't sound good, though.

    The cat flat on his back is a 'train wreck' at my house. Then, the pretzel is the backwards "U"...and it is so funny. My biggest, fluffiest cat does it the most! He stretches until he just can't stretch, and looks like a very wide "U".

    And finally, after sniffing Allie and Dakky's toes...I must tell you weirdos...they don't smell like Fritos at all to me. I don't know what they smell like, but it isn't that. I couldn't get to the other four cats..I think they saw me coming and said, "watch out, something weird is about to happen to us".

    I did manage to massage Allie's feet, and make her do the toe stretch thing - which is just adorable.

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    I have no idea whether the paws smell different from the rest of the cat but I know that Tigris smells faintly like cinnamon and Filou smells more like an Indian curry (which is anyway among the dishes he likes)

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    Last edited by All Creatures Great And Small; 12-11-2012 at 05:19 PM.
    The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.

    A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10

    How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

    What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens

    There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg

    If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope

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    Another classis thread is born!! Too funny! I have to write these all down! What a creative group! So many favorties!!

    I remember once when I posted about taking the kitties to the vets', I referred to their Pet Taxis as their PORTA PRISONS I remember Pauline really liked that one! And Rachel loves the phrase "time for a tubbie" when the kids need a bath!

    As a kid, I remember me and my brother watching the kitties grooming. We watched them sit back on their hineys, lifting and stretching their legs waaaaaaaay up over their shoulder for cleaning in full "pointe." The Ballet tootsie was born! This was the same night we smelled their feet and proclaimed them Popcorn paws...the kitty equivalent of doggie Frito feet!

    And if I may be so blunt...we call those little hangers that don't don't seem to make it into the litter box dingleberries OR clingons

    Thanks for the laughs, guys!!

    Star,Tigg'r , Mollie and the10 Gallon Gang!

    And my Rainbow Bridge Furangels...Jingles, Cody, Fritz, Chessa, Satin, Buddy, Lizzie, Oliver, Squeaker, Moonbeam, Rosie, Ruby~

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    Those are all GREAT! I love "porta prisons"! We used to call the "klingons" "butt klinkers"............
    The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.

    A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10

    How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

    What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens

    There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg

    If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope

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    Originally posted by tatsxxx11
    And if I may be so blunt...we call those little hangers that don't don't seem to make it into the litter box dingleberries OR clingons

    Thanks for the laughs, guys!!

    LOVE the term "clingons"....that one goes into the kitty thesaurus...too funny....butt klinkers holds a close second
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    We here at the Luckenbach zoo like to call the leg in the air bathing potition "seeing an antenna",
    when they fall in front of you to get our attention "blooping"
    and when they bathe so loudly it would register on the reichter scale "slurping".
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    Originally posted by jenluckenbach
    and when they bathe so loudly it would register on the reichter scale "slurping".
    ROFLOL!! Ritzy does something we call "toe crunching"...she actually puts each toe in her mouth and chews on it, it sounds like someone is crunching on icecubes...
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    kitty thesaurus!

    tuxluvr.........never thought about a thesaurus for kitties.....and as an extremely research-oriented person, i really should have::: and now, after reading through these posts, i really think "the kitty thesaurus" should come into being....what do you all think? tuxluvr? or is one already "available"? what a hoot!!! cant stop smiling......this is also making my wrist "feel better" too. thanks to one and all!!!!

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    Re: kitty thesaurus!

    Originally posted by Lillycat
    tuxluvr.........never thought about a thesaurus for kitties.....and as an extremely research-oriented person, i really should have::: and now, after reading through these posts, i really think "the kitty thesaurus" should come into being....what do you all think? tuxluvr? or is one already "available"? what a hoot!!! cant stop smiling......this is also making my wrist "feel better" too. thanks to one and all!!!!
    Sorry to hear about the wrist....and I agree, what a great literary effort! In fact if someone would publish some of the funnier, touching threads in Pettalk, I'm thinking it would be a best seller among pet lovers!
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    Originally posted by tuxluvr


    ROFLOL!! Ritzy does something we call "toe crunching"...she actually puts each toe in her mouth and chews on it, it sounds like someone is crunching on icecubes...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I hate when they do that. But then I don't like to hear ice cubes being chewed either.
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    OHHHH toe crunching is so gross! Tex does it, and I sometimes go inspect his toes to make sure they are all still there! He chews so hard and loud!

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    Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
    MONKEYTOES!

    This is what I mean by monkeytoes (gripping):



    Maybe your kitty wouldn't have to do "monkey toes" if you had your house rebuilt to make larger window sills??? Just a thought...he he he

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    Last edited by All Creatures Great And Small; 12-11-2012 at 05:19 PM.
    The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.

    A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10

    How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

    What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens

    There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg

    If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope

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    All Creatures...now THAT sounds like the proper type of cat house...I can see his position..maybe you can remodel? I, too, live in a starter home...and would like something larger..low windows..screened in porch for the babies...one day, right?

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