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[Vio&Juni]

Funny "soap opera"

[catmandu]

I remember years ago when I was young , Smokey the Cat knocked over our Christmastree. we thought that my mother would be upset as along with the tree several oranaments , handed down toher and irrreplaceable ones at that were destroyed. But my mother was more concerned about the cats safety and simply said that it was the nature of a young cat to climb and he certyainly did not mean to do the damage. I have always remembered that night and have kept it in mind when the cats have knocked something over or have done something that I dont like , its in thier nature and thy must be forgiven.

[AdoreMyDogs]

LOL, you guys crack me up! Such funny stuff!

[zippy-kat]

Perhaps it was fate.
Perhaps it was free will.
Purrhaps it was the same culpcat.

**Tune into the 11pm mews to find out the rest of the story.**

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
**Tune into the 11pm mews to find out the rest of the story.**

Oh goody, can't wait for the late edition.......

[RICHARD]

tonight on a special Fear Factor..

Edward D Katz, a stay-at-home pet, will attempt
to leap from the shelf onto the Xmas tree without breaking a
ornament, light or any branches.......a leap of about three feet!

Emcee: Eddie you are to go on the count of three, your dad will
not be paying attention at that time

Eddie: REEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW......

Em: ONE, TWO..........THREE!

(whoosh sound, crash, then the sound of cat paws running off in the distance)

Dad: What the ........

Emcee: Stay tuned for our next program 'When Animals Attack-
Xmas trees'

[zippy-kat]

**NEWSFLASH**

Disgruntled housewife, Mini Star charged with consipiracy to murder!

The dazzling Mr. Gar Land now lies in the bottom of the garbage can -- shining now for only the potatoe peelings and empty cream-of-mushroom soup cans. And just how did this all come about?

"Oh that Gar, he ALWAYS had a thing for the ladies... had them wrapped around his conniving body! Oh yes, a regular little pervert--why he'd sometimes sneak a peak at the ladies slipping on their christmas stockings!" commented Peaceonna Earth, the mother of Orna Mentball. "Now, I don't mean to tell tales but that Gar... ohhh... he had it out for Orna's wife. And, to tell you the truth, I do believe Orna's marriage grew dim b/c of that Gar. And that pooorrr Mini Star. I don't know how she stood her hubby's string of lies. It's no wonder that Mini hired a hitcat!"

That's right. A hitcat. A hitcat with no heart. Mr. Gar Land was shredded. According to Peaceonna, "It looked like one of those medieval racks were used... it was horrible! Just bits and pieces of Gar Land EVERYWHERE!"

At this time, Mini Star is in the interrogation process. Sources say she is acting extremely catty and uncooperative.

Mini Star-Land's children were picked up by Rub Berm Aid, assistant manager of Attic Storage, Inc. as well as mentor for the Upward Bound program. Mr. Aid declined to comment on the specifics of the Star-Land children, though he did state, "Their closeness is remarkable; hasn't diminished a bit. All are bright, wishful, and shooting for that moment they may be rejoined with their mother. I do not foresee any cause that the Stars will fall."

Details on the actual hitcat are vague. Sources believe there is a connection to the culpcat in the Orna Mentball case. However, that link has not yet been proven.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh my! Sounds like the whole sordid tail is really quite a mess. Hopefully the purrlice (police) will get everything straightened out and poor Ms Star-land will be reunited with her children so they can mourn the death of their father. It sounds like the culpcat is very sneaky, and knows enough to leave no evidence. And even though Gar Land may have been a ladies man, that is still such a horrible way to die....all torn up in pieces....horrible......




Oh, and any chance there are pictures of the crime scene so we can get the best detectives working on it?

[tuxluvr]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Oh my! Sounds like the whole sordid tail is really quite a mess. Hopefully the purrlice (police) will get everything straightened out and poor Ms Star-land will be reunited with her children so they can mourn the death of their father. It sounds like the culpcat is very sneaky, and knows enough to leave no evidence. And even though Gar Land may have been a ladies man, that is still such a horrible way to die....all torn up in pieces....horrible......




Oh, and any chance there are pictures of the crime scene so we can get the best detectives working on it?

A detective, YES, Crime Scene Investigators! Get that yellow tape out! And say, Edwina, SURELY you have a Sherlock HOlmes hat that you can put to good use!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by tuxluvr

A detective, YES, Crime Scene Investigators! Get that yellow tape out! And say, Edwina, SURELY you have a Sherlock HOlmes hat that you can put to good use!

That's just what I was thinking. I seem to remember a picture of Edwina in such a hat. Maybe she can dig it out and get on the hunt for the ALLEDGED catpret!!!