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    Originally posted by zippy-kat
    [B] word at the litterbox says the suspect is not talking, the cat's got her tongue.
    I love this line! LOL! Could it be that the litter box is a 'hang out' place similar to the water cooler? hehe!

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    Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
    The balsam people have, I tell you...

    Toooooooo funny!!

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    Now I know why you have a degree in writing!!
    TOOOOOOO FUNNY!!
    I bet she looks cute up in that tree altho I am sure Mr. Aspen Fir doesn't think so!!
    Keeganhttp://www.dogster.com/dogs/256612 9/28/2001 to June 9, 2012
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    "we as American's have forgotten we can agree to disagree"
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    Godspeed Phred and Gini you will be missed more than you ever know..

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    LOL!!!! How did I miss this???

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    ah hahahahahahahaha ouch hahahahaha !! LMAO !!!
    Ouch .;!
    Oh , this is just what the doctor ordered : a good laugh !!!
    THANKS

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    Hmmm...and WHERE was the staff photographer? Pictures?? Film at eleven???
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    *laughing sooo hard!*

    I'm sorry to hear of Mr. Ment's passing. Would Mrs. Ment like one of the bubbling 'ments' to soak her feet in after the wake?
    ~Kimmy, Zam, Logan, Raptor, Nimrod, Mei, Jasper, Esme, & Lucy Inara
    RIP Kia, Chipper, Morla, & June

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    Now is it possible that Mrs. Mentball assisted in this attack by shoving Mr. Mentball in the path of the attacker? I heard that she always did call him an Odd (Ment)ball.

    And why is she eating popcorn off the tree with Mr. Gar Land? Didn't take her long to recover from her loss.

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    I think K'Cee is being framed!!!!
    Just because she is the new cat on the block Mrs. Mentball is using her to get away with a dastardly crime!!!

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    Dear K'Cee,

    Blame the DAWG!!! Thats what I always do!

    Love, Shiloh
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    and fosters Snickers, Missy, Magic, Merlin, Maya

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    i had heard that ms. mentball wound pine away for mr land on occasion.

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    Technical writing??? Naw....THIS is what you should do! Children (and us adults, of couse) would LOVE this story!!!

    I for one, think precious "grey/white female kitten" was framed...Mr. Orna Mentball had it coming...I hear he kept looking at the Tinsel...
    ...RIP, our sweet Gini...

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    Yeah, but I also heard that Mr. Gar Land promised Mrs. Ment Ball that he would have her behind lights one day and she would be famous!

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    Very interesting case.....Wonder if the "culprit" is still
    at large and on the prowl for another innocent fir family?
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Yeah, that Mr. Gar Land - all flash and no substance. But Mrs. Mentball fell for his "sparkling" wit, and promises to take her to Tinseltown..........
    The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.

    A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10

    How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

    What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens

    There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg

    If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope

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