Ole Fire Buddy Donny brought "The Farm" over in late March ...l
A 5-Gallon dry wall bucket filled with "stuff" and a small Tomato Plant poking it's head
above the plastic covering. "Just WATER it every day; and maybe add another
stake if it grows tall. Pour water IN till it comes out this overflow ...
even a Black-Thumb can't screw it up! Enjoy."
I even remembered to drag The Farm into the warm garage for a late frost.
Slow start, but in April it kicked into gear - arms & legs shot off in all directions.
Then it was "flowers" - ALL over ... and then ... lil TOMATOs (I think).
Darn thing was THIRSTY - 1/2 gallon or more a day! I didn't go UP fast enough -
so The Farm spread low to the ground ... two more stakes to hold it all up.
May - and we had a HUNNERT lil green 'Matos hangin all over the place ...
If these all turn RED at once ... OMG. Looks like they're "mini-sized" or
"Cherry" if you prefer.
June - we got a RED ONE!
Well - it was almost red ... maybe otta hold off The Havest a day or two more.
After another week of pink/green chewey 'Matos - I figured out what RED looked like;
and managed to haul more upstairs than I ate Down On The Farm.
I've had a salad every night for weeks!
Thursday I stopped by The Farm for the daily haul ... grabbed 8 or 10 nice ones
and made plans for an even bigger haul on Friday.
Pharmer Phred went out Friday, harvest baggie in hand ...
Hmmmmm ... thought there were gonna be MORE ready that this ...
Woudda SWORN there were more yesterday ...
Noticed there weren't too many "pink" ones ... gonna be a day or two with no 'Matos.
NUTZ!
Saturday I didn't do any Harvesting, just Watered ... I'll grab a bunch on Sunday.
Sunday DinDin Tyme --- lemmie run Down to The Farm for a fresh salad ...
WHAT THE #*%$#* - WHERE's the darn Tomatos!???
Not a RED one in sight - not even a PINK one ...
WHO's STEALIN Tomatos offa my Farm????
I "stewed" about the Missin 'Matos all night ... almost called Pat (uppa street) -
but thought 2 AM might be a tad late to question who or what was swipin 'Matos.
Crack-a-Dawn (well, 10:30 at the latest) - Phred Pharmer is checkin da Farm -
DEFINATELY I'm missin 'Matos!! - Dang - even the lil Baby GREEN Ones are gone!
I'z been ROBBED!! - There's DOZENS of lil Green Babies just VANISHED ---
not to mention the couple dozen Reds & Pinks that were "almost ready".
Wonder if the Sheriff will come out ... is this a 9-1-1 'Mergency?
Look again ... musta "fallen off" da Bush ...
NOT a TRACE ... fifty foot sweep of The Farm and not a single one to be found.
Is it too late to put up Barbed Wire?
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OMG! Wuz dat THUNDER, Cinder?
NO, SmokeMutt - my TUMMIE. Gonna be DinDin Tyme affore we get Brunch!
What's Dad DOIN - lookin out the Big Winnow?
He's *watchin* fur da "Mato Theif" to raid da Farm.
C'mone Guys - line up an- maybe we'll get sum grub.
After Brunch ...
OK Bowz - take a hike inna livin room like ya need ta *pee* ... It's tyme fur an Outie.
Works ebery tyme! - Shudda had him YEARS ago!
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OUT, ya lil $#!!
Pee inna Howze an youu'll be onna Greyhound fur New Messico! OUT!
Bowzoff the porch and headed west - staying close to the bushes
and thereby *hidden* from view ...
Oh well; hopefully he'll stay semi-close.
*Observed from the Big Window* >>>
Cinder & Smokey did a few Fast Laps around the Ranch, then went off to
"Powder their Noses"; returning to back-slide down the front slope towards the driveway.
SmokeMutt sprinted back towards the porch to meet Bowz;
Cinder ...
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scross the drive towards the (closed) Bus Garage Doors ...
Tum-Ditty-Yum, Bippity-Bob, Tritt-Trott ...
Why, Lookie Here - Pharmer Dad's Pharm an Walk-Up Salad Bar ...
- Clear!
- Clear!
Moves in - noze inna 'Mato Bush ......
WOW! Not much of a selection left onna Pharm these daze ...
wiff Paw ...
Not a Red Wun in site! - Gonna hafta settle fu anudder Green/Chewey wun.
This wun will do ...
and from the Window DIRECTLY Above the Pharm ...
SON uva #!!&%#!!
BADDDDDD DAWG! ~~~ GET OUTTTTA the GARDEN!!!!
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**OOpsie**
Dat soundz like da Pharmer got his Bibz inna *twitch*!
Hey SmokeMutt - help me *lick* da Tomato Juze offa my face ...
maybe he won't *notice*.
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