Since folks are telling bug stories, I will tell *mine*. A couple weeks ago, I was about to take a shower and turned on the water to heat up. Stripped off my clothes. Took off my glasses and started to step in. *huge* bug in the stall! I hollered for hubby and ran down the hall buck naked! Suddenly remembered I had houseguests (my dear son and Sirrahved) so I quickly grabbed a robe while hubby fought the huge BUG with the toilet plunger and then ran to get Devon and Jason so they could see this bug!!
When I saw them they were looking like this: and doubled over speechless and laughing hysterically!!
By the time we got to the bathroom, they told us the bug was plastic and THEY put it there! *I* was not happy! The plastic bug had also been flushed down the toilet!!! Bad bug!!!

But when I think of how close they came to seeing a wild naked woman, and how I spared them a heart attack and lifelong trauma, I am very happy!
The End